Milkman delivers

QUOTE (southsideirish71 @ Sep 21, 2008 -> 02:55 PM) Anybody who tries to make the Duckworth performance into anything else but our offense sucking needs to get a clue. This is not just a pitcher having a great game, this is an offense trying to show how terrible it truly is. Honestly, I don't think anybody makes that argument anymore.

QUOTE (Friend of Nordhagen @ Sep 21, 2008 -> 02:44 PM) I think, when it's all said and done, we'll look back at Quentin's injury and realize that the real cost of it was having to play Swisher. I mean, it's hard to say that because he's such a totally, super-duper hilaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarious guy and everything . . . Haha, oh man. Did you see when he danced in the dugout the other day?

Hawk: In my opinion, Joe Maddon is the manager of the year. That reminds me of an episode of King of the Hill. Peggy Hill: In my opinion, kindling is the best way to start a fire. Hawk's an idiot.

I just want to say that DJ has been AWESOME since the announcement that he won't be in the booth next year.

QUOTE (kyyle23 @ Sep 21, 2008 -> 11:21 AM) Considering our conversation the other night and your hangup on proper grammar and spelling, this is hilarious. I just said it bothers me. I'm not looking to fire anyone over it, ha.

Since 2000, only one team has repeated as World Series champion. There is a great deal of parity in baseball.

Rolling Stones - Thru & Thru It's sung by Keith Richards. Awesome song.

Joe Piscopo. Points to whoever knows the movie.

QUOTE (shipps @ Sep 20, 2008 -> 05:02 PM) Not that its huge deal but someone should be fired for something like that.I mean cmon its not that hard to get a thing like that right. Someone should be fired for a mistake as simple and harmless as that?

The game isn't being carried on the Extra Innings package tonight. I'm going to be relying heavily on chat. Anyone going to be around tonight?

Anyone here own a guinea pig? I just bought one. I have a few questions, mostly concerning their diet and litter box training.

QUOTE (Leonard Zelig @ Sep 20, 2008 -> 11:39 AM) I think he is good at what he does, but he has some REALLY tastelss songs that I can't get past. Yeah, he definitely does. He's got some real classics, though.

QUOTE (StrangeSox @ Sep 20, 2008 -> 10:00 AM) I enjoyed Burn After Reading, especially the final scene.

QUOTE (fathom @ Sep 20, 2008 -> 09:36 AM) That's because you sit around with your pants around your ankles watching this: http://www.wweshop.com/Product_detail.asp?...ductId=35-00624 I actually haven't even bought that yet.

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Sep 20, 2008 -> 09:31 AM) Burn! She does watch a s***ton of movies I want to see too! I've noticed that. You guys are all over the place.

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Sep 20, 2008 -> 02:36 AM) Who cares? The Sons of Anarchy is by far the best new show... it's f*cking awesome. Agreed. I think it's like The Sopranos, told from Christopher's POV.

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Sep 20, 2008 -> 02:33 AM) If anyone wants an easy chick flick for their wife/significant other, just rent "Made of Honor"... that sh*t was funny, and you'll get points (aka a wet p*ssy) for putting up with it... But I digress... And for those of us who have the upper hand in our relationships? Kidding, luckily my girlfriend doesn't like chick flicks.

QUOTE (Cali @ Sep 20, 2008 -> 12:00 AM) I put this in the game thread. Entire Bullpen: Pitched SOLID. Liney looked good as did Dotel. JD: 1-5 with a Double and a Run. Griff: DNP Thome: 2-5 HR 2 Runs. Swish 2-4 Hmmmm Think we gotta start putting more people on notice till the end of the season. Rally Colbert? I laughed at Toby's pants.

There's a moving coming out called Frost/Nixon. I want to see it, and the only reason is Frank Langella. Frank Langella is awesome.

I'm sure nobody here knows him, but doesn't anyone else like David Allan Coe?

QUOTE (Chisoxfn @ Sep 19, 2008 -> 10:30 PM) I'm am probably the greatest...terrible frisbee person. No matter how much I try, I can't f***ing throw a frisbee. I freaking lost a frisbee in frisbee golf (it went into a lake which wasn't even near the hole). I could teach you a thing or two. I actually had a friend in college who was as bad as you sound. He's still not very good, but he can throw a frisbee a long ways (just straight ahead of him).

QUOTE (Shadows @ Sep 19, 2008 -> 06:45 PM) some of you are really making me sick Football trumps everything, period You live in Texas. You clearly have a bias.

QUOTE (shipps @ Sep 19, 2008 -> 03:47 PM) Not cool milkman.Not cool. Clearly a joke. EDIT: I thought I had a nice joke to tie in the Foster's slogan. DBAHO is Australian, as we all know.

QUOTE (DBAHO @ Sep 19, 2008 -> 02:58 PM) C'mon milkman you have more respect for me than that. I'm just saying, would you rather be the designated driver for 4 guys or 4 girls if you were a guy? Sorry, I was definitely joking. And to answer your question, I honestly just wouldn't do it at all. I'm usually the drinker, ha. I have a girlfriend, though, so that situation doesn't arise very often.

Frisbee. Nobody has ever been better than me. Nobody ever will be.