Milkman delivers

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Sep 23, 2008 -> 09:30 AM) If something is true, doesn't that make it a fact? I think it was a joke.

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Sep 23, 2008 -> 10:54 AM) To cut out the Always Sunny talk... This week's SNL, starring James Franco, was absolutely hilarious from start to finish. It really showed me that SNL might be back (as long as untalented sports stars not named Peyton Manning aren't hosting)... That entire episode had me crying. So, you are saying that Manning is funny, right? I sometimes get confused with double negatives, ha.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Sep 22, 2008 -> 10:17 AM) Because Kenny has a problem with doing something not popular? That doesn't sound like him at all. I don't think even KW would basically say, "I drafted my talentless son way earlier than I should have, thus missing out on much more talented players...but I don't give a s***."

QUOTE (BlackBetsy @ Sep 22, 2008 -> 12:59 PM) If you scatterplot Vazquez's ERA against the winning percentages of the teams he has been on since 2000, you will see that Javy is more comfortable on losing teams, period. I suggest that we grant him his wish and send him to a losing team for next year. (How about Javy +$10 million for John Lannan) I've been saying this forever.

QUOTE (Chisoxfn @ Sep 22, 2008 -> 02:54 PM) I'm not going to lie, that post was one of the funniest one's I've seen all year. I really thought it was funny, too.

QUOTE (bigruss22 @ Sep 22, 2008 -> 03:23 PM) I have been living in Ann Arbor for the past 5 years or so, and currently am at U of Illinois U-C, and my parents are now moving back to Chicago for my dad's job. So tehy had the moving company pack the truck and drive it down to Chicago just this past weekend, and was scheduled to unload it on Thursday. So they store the truck in their storage area. Last night someone broke into the area, broke through the side doors of the truck, and its unclear whether they stole anything from the truck or not (I believe they did but have no idea) and burned the rest down. By the time the firemen arrived and put out the truck everything was ruined by a combination of smoke, fire, and water. So now im jsut shocked that everything that I didnt pack for college is gone. Including my White Sox World Series jacket!!! I hate Mondays... Who has a story topper? *The worst part is that Im not even that upset about most of the stuff I lost, like I wont miss alot, but I will miss all of hte stuff I had from being a little kid and everything. Meanwhile, all I can think of is relating this to the Scrubs episode where Elliot had her truck stolen... You sure your parents didn't set it up for the insurance money? Sounds awfully fishy.

QUOTE (whitesoxfan101 @ Sep 22, 2008 -> 09:40 AM) Our scouts need to be fired immediately if they thought Kenny's kid was worthy of a 6th round pick. He could end up in the hall of fame for all I care, but he'd still have been there for us to pick if we had waited another 10 rounds. Eh, that sounds like they spun it to seem like Williams didn't have a hand in it.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Sep 22, 2008 -> 09:29 AM) Kenny didn't actually draft him either. Expound.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Sep 22, 2008 -> 08:34 AM) Kenny is the kind of guy who would throw at his son if he thought it would win him a game. Just because someone is blocked at a position, doesn't mean they will be tomorrow. If he were that concerned with winning, he wouldn't have drafted his son so high.

QUOTE (lostfan @ Sep 22, 2008 -> 08:28 AM) He said something to his son to the effect of "don't think that I won't trade your ass if a deal comes along just because I'm your dad" But, who the hell would want to trade for him?

QUOTE (LosMediasBlancas @ Sep 22, 2008 -> 03:37 AM) In Peru and Ecuador they're a delicacy, grill that f***er......and the rapist crack was hilarious by the way. THANK YOU!

Bryan Cranston won the Emmy for best actor for his work on Breaking Bad. It was a huge upset, but I was rooting for him the whole time. That show is great, and his performance on it is even better. That is a show I'd recommend to anyone. The re-runs are on all the time, and I believe they're filming a second season right now.

QUOTE (Brian @ Sep 21, 2008 -> 05:17 PM) Yeah, I have been following her for a few years. Very sexy. Her body looks like the letter "S"...backwards in this pic. That actually looks like it's a regular "S." And wow, that has to be just about the most perfect body I've ever seen.

HAHAHAHA, from Wikipedia: Jeremy Tyler Trueblood (born May 10, 1983) is a cocksucker for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. He was drafted with the 27th pick of the second round of the 2006 NFL Draft out of Boston College.

Fantastic performance by the pitching staff today, but especially Danks. Enjoy the off day.

As disappointing as the Sox can be at times, I am grateful they are not the bears. Such an overrated organization.

Well, the Bears are about to lose, according to game center.

Lead-off double? Or is that an error?

QUOTE (whitesoxfan99 @ Sep 21, 2008 -> 04:18 PM) OT...Rashied Davis sucks Did he just drop the ball?

One more inning.

Ozzie is way over-managing this game.

QUOTE (fathom @ Sep 21, 2008 -> 04:10 PM) Watching Bears, what did Alexei do now? Dropped a pop-up. I am following the Bears online. The Bucs are just marching, huh?

Bulls*** pulling him. That is complete bulls***. He has given no indication that he should be pulled, and now we bring in our s***ty relievers.

God damn it, Alexei. God motherf***ing damn it.

QUOTE (whitesoxfan99 @ Sep 21, 2008 -> 04:01 PM) I would have someone ready to go in the pen if Danks gets in any trouble at all but there is no reason to take him out. Agreed.