Milkman delivers

Jose's only thrown 61 pitches.

OK, I know the guy's a career minor leaguer and I shouldn't expect anything from him besides catching pitches, but does anyone think there's a chance that Molina EVER gets a hit?

Contreras actually looking like he'll go deep into this game. That's nice. Some runs, please?

Wow, despite giving up a grandslam in the first, Contreras actually has less pitches thrown than the guy with the no-no going.

QUOTE(WHarris1 @ Apr 21, 2007 -> 01:36 PM) Facing a pitcher that just sits on the outter half against this team is hilarious. 9 up, 9 down. Good work guys. It's pretty scary how many times we've seen that already this year.

Wouldn't it be some crazy s*** if we got no-hit a couple days after throwing one ourselves?

QUOTE(fathom @ Apr 21, 2007 -> 01:20 PM) Funny how far Contreras has fallen from this point last year to right now. He's easily our worst starting pitcher. I was gonna disagree with this post, but then I realized you're right. He is easily the worst of our starters.

Can our bullpen pitch 7 or 8 scoreless innings?

It's about Texas...nuff said.

I have a question. Can someone post all the possible ranks and required post counts to get them? You know, like benchwarmer, all star, etc. I've always wondered what levels there were and exactly how high it goes.

I noticed the 5 walks yesterday on gameday. I mentioned it to my friends...and they didn't seem to care. Damn Red Sox fans.

QUOTE(southsideirish71 @ Apr 19, 2007 -> 09:40 PM) 60% of our runs via the dong What's the league average? I mean, 60% doesn't sound completely ridiculous.

QUOTE(StrangeSox @ Apr 19, 2007 -> 09:39 PM) And a damn fine blues guitarist. What do you think he does during the offseason That man is talented, and also a chameleon or a shape shifter or a changling.

QUOTE(StrangeSox @ Apr 19, 2007 -> 09:25 PM) Thome is the BB king Thome's black?!

Sadly, I am not...

I just took about a 4-hour nap. I dreamed that the Sox cut Erstad. I am not kidding.

Hours later, it's still pretty surreal.

On April 18, 2007, Buerhle no-hit the Texas Rangers at U.S. Cellular Field, the first no-hitter in the stadium's history. It was the sixteenth such game in team history and the first since Wilson Alvarez threw one in 1991. He actually faced the minimum number of batters, walking Sammy Sosa but picking him off the base for an out. It was the first no-hitter by a White Sox pitcher at home since Joe Horlen on September 10, 1967. Buehrle struck out eight Rangers during the game. I love how fast people update wikipedia.

Anybody else out of the area and pretty angry at ESPN for not breaking in? OK, I'm not angry because I'm way too pumped right now. This adrenaline rush is insane. Still would've liked to have seen it, though.

Had to follow on gameday because ESPN wouldn't break in. That's pathetic. This was awesome anyway. I haven't shaken that much since October of 2005.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs

QUOTE(mr_genius @ Apr 18, 2007 -> 07:27 PM) i like the one that has the skittles leak in the ceiling. And the stupid rabbit one, hilarious.

Dollar Menunaire commercials absolutely suck. The anti-smoking ones are even worse. Skittles commercials make no sense whatsoever, but they're hilarious and they get a pass.

For being.........ABSOLUTELY PERFECT

QUOTE(fathom @ Apr 18, 2007 -> 02:18 PM) I have very strong feelings against anyone who calls themself a diehard Sox fan and went to bed before that game was over. I question your fanhood if you didn't develop an ulcer as a direct result of that game.