Kyyle23

It’s both funny and sad that all of our “first move” require Jerry to be a present owner who spends just a little bit(not some irrational and desperate thought), and honestly we know he is gonna get up and stiff the bill like he always does

First move, Do the thing that Jerry absolutely does not do! Then after that, invest in the team!

Warnings for future regimes, as this one has ignored it all

I think you have defined “Chicago fanhood”

Both of these can be accomplished, winning one game doesn’t change that math

80 seems pretty generous if they manage to move Benintendi Robert and Crochet in the offseason

He is no longer employed, so it isn’t like we can ask for him to be fired anymore. I dunno, I feel like it is implied now and it doesn’t matter. The horse is dead

Buddy, have you seen the Monday through Saturday lineups? Wake up already, it’s all bad

Welp

I feel like if Fegan did this same exercise, it would be a very detailed account of the weekly occurrences, and there would be a lot of them every week of this season

The dog is about to catch the car. Soon the records will be chasing us

No no no no your angle is all wrong here. You name it Comiskey park because Jerry would hate that. Not new comiskey, not old, simply Comiskey Park. Because he couldn’t wait to take that name off lol

Brothers Johnny Gaudreau (blue Jackets) and Matthew Gaudreau died last night in what appears to be a drunk driving accident. Absolutely tragic seems like they were hit by another driver

It’s insane for Kevin Warren to keep on banging the drum for the museum/soldier field lot. It’s over man, go own your own building where you aren’t beholden to the city park districts whims. In a perfect restructured infrastructure world I could see it being a viable option but that space is just snarled with traffic on game days

Yikes Tommy

Bud he learned that lesson with a spalding tattoo on his face

In left field I doubt there is a better one, but I feel like Lofton had multiple in center

It absolutely sucks how the Sox always deal with these things though, which is an immediate concessions cash grab

NGL those storms seemed to surprise the entire area. We went from clear and hot/muggy until dusk straight to a T storm warning with possible damage alerts and I was watching the news and every weather anchor seemed unsure of where it all was going

I feel like I just read a tumbler post

Who?

That’s a whole lot of assumptions. The kid said his arm hurt and the guy kept him in and he got lit up and now they are reporting elbow and arm. I’d say getting the kid out when he said his arm hurt was the most important part and everything that came after doesn’t matter anymore because he already failed.

Look, I wish Jerry did something worse than run this operation the way he does, but embarrassing on the field results aren’t going to force the other teams to oust him

Perfect parallel to Snyder and Sterling? Sure, totally agreed. Again, let me know when Jerry has a racist or sexual assault accusation that levels the team. Stepian sucked and was intensely disliked by everyone and was bounced for many reasons that Jerry isn’t really in the realm of

Let me know when Reinsdorf approaches what Sterling and Snyder did