Kyyle23

Would it be shady to make up a crazy totally untrue rumor on Soxtalk about some other team trading their best player for our worst player, and just completely play it up in the Diamond talk forum until MLBtraderumors picks up on it and posts it? I totally want to do that

When I worked at a pizza joint in Carbondale (Quatros) we had Q-bucks that were given to students and also stuck in newspaper mailers. We had a deal 1 large pizza 3 drinks for 11.26. People would write their checks or give me 10.26 in cash and hand me a q-buck. Man that stuff pissed me off

Jessica Simpson is going to go on a crash diet/excercise program and look good in a few months. Book it

QUOTE (ZoomSlowik @ Feb 4, 2009 -> 10:25 AM) Really? That's highly annoying then, because I've seen him doing NU games at least 4 times. We have seen him in the MVC plenty

QUOTE (shipps @ Feb 4, 2009 -> 09:30 AM) Trim your pubes to resemble her favorite animal.

QUOTE (Kid Gleason @ Feb 4, 2009 -> 09:26 AM) Without a doubt, the most pointless bit of voting in these awards. We all know who is going to win. Just give the guy his friggin' award so we can all get on with our lives. *coughsourgrapescough*

QUOTE (DBAHO @ Feb 4, 2009 -> 08:54 AM) I loved the boys from the Australian Consulate. Hopefully we see more of them as we go along. Agreed, they are adding a funny dynamic to Murray. He is like the kid in class that gets picked on by the cool people, and wants to be a cool person. The elevator scene was pretty funny

QUOTE (shipps @ Feb 4, 2009 -> 08:07 AM) I might need to go into game chat this year. There are no rules in there right? Pretty much. It is mayhem

QUOTE (ptatc @ Feb 4, 2009 -> 07:58 AM) the thing is the guy is probably right. I have little doubt the talks took place. The M's probably called and KW should always listen. They probably bantered back and forth and then said, no it won't work. Meanwhile this guy's "source" overheard the names and said there were discussions. All of which was acurrate. However, if he's a responsible journalist and not just trying to scoop eveyone, he would haver sat back and thought, "this may have been discussed but it can't actually happen in this form." Click on the "journalist"s name and check him out a sec. He is a mariners fanboy with a blog, not a journalist. This rumor is akin to a Cubs fan going to all of their favorite sites and then posting "Jake Peavy may be traded to the Cubs for Josh Vitters straight up......It Could Happen!", because that is what he did.

QUOTE (daa84 @ Feb 4, 2009 -> 07:54 AM) end thread. lock up, throw away key. burn. I think it should be merged with the comments on the page it came from

QUOTE (shipps @ Feb 4, 2009 -> 07:48 AM) You are into a Kodiac's nipples? No, everytime Tmar comes into a game chat, he says "nipples"

QUOTE (longshot7 @ Feb 4, 2009 -> 01:50 AM) Doubt it. He has lips on his latex mask. That's nipples on Batman-level bad. It will be Van Helsing-bad. And my prediction is........ so will Star Trek. I sincerely doubt JJ Abrams messes this up. Steve Sommers on the other hand, I have no doubt will screw up GI Joe QUOTE (caulfield12 @ Feb 4, 2009 -> 02:35 AM) At least the vampires were hot in Van Helsing! Star Trek remake conjures up images of the Dumb and Dumber remake with younger actors....or Dukes of Hazzard. I think Starship Troopers even beats those. Starships Troopers was awesome, but its not meant to be taken seriously. Dukes of Hazzard and Dumb and Dumber arent even going to be in the same paragraph as this Star Trek when all is said and done. Star Trek isnt a comedy spoof

Kodiak edit: nipples

QUOTE (whtsoxfan @ Feb 4, 2009 -> 01:08 AM) I just read that KW and the Mariners are in talks of trading Carlos Quentin to the Mariners in a "MONSTER DEAL" that would send li Jarrod Washburn....Carlos Silva maybe, Morrow... here this is what it says http://bleacherreport.com/articles/117754-...de-could-happen Carlos Quentin Aaron Poreda Clayton Richard or Brandon Allen To Seattle for Brandon Morrow Wladamir Balentein Jarrod Washburn Why would he trade highly thought of Aaron Poreda who Guillen says that everyone is going to love because of the way he pitches? This trade suck... You are correct. This trade suck LOL, that fanboy loves to give up nothing and get everything

QUOTE (knightni @ Feb 3, 2009 -> 08:03 PM) But where should we go? Name your pricerange and restaurants in your area

QUOTE (shipps @ Feb 3, 2009 -> 07:42 PM) second you find out how long she has been posting adds on craigslist. Third, always state the "no laughing during sex" rule* *FOTC

first, you find out her name. Come back to me when you complete step 1

i strongly considered sliders for Valentines day, but I settled on taking my wife to Texas de Brazil

QUOTE (MO2005 @ Feb 3, 2009 -> 05:35 PM) Ok I disagree with you 100 billion percent. Let's look at the leadoff hitter for the last 9 or 10 world series winners. Jimmy Rollins, Dustin Pedroia, David Eckstein, Scott Podsednik, Johny Damon, Juan Pierre, David Eckstein, Tony Womack, and Alfonso Soriano. I'm assuming you are a whitesox fan and if you wouldn't mind explaining why those pesky twins beat us up all the time?? Let's see stolen bases because AJ can't throw anyone out, bunt singles, a runner scoring from 2nd on a hard hit to left field. How many times do you see our players stopping at third? Wouldn't you like to see them score more? So lets fix that with some speed its like you are arguing against yourself in the context of NSS' quote. he was saying that speed is UNDER rated, not overrated. Yet you are using the Twins as an example, and they beat the Sox using speed and also utilize all of the underrated things that speed provides ie. extra bases, bunts, scoring from 2nd on a single, and stolen bases. And like previously stated, Womack, Soriano, Pierre, Damon and Podsednik are all known throughout their careers to be more than capable base stealers. So what are you disagreeing with 100 billion percent?

QUOTE (santo=dorf @ Feb 3, 2009 -> 02:57 PM) He doesn't work for the Sun-Times, he covers girls' high school sports for a small paper in Butte-Fuch, Idaho. Is that near Butte-Pluge, Idaho?

QUOTE (RockRaines @ Feb 3, 2009 -> 01:45 PM) Cubs fans are still considering Guzman a prospect. a top prospect at that. How many surgeries has the kid had already?

QUOTE (Kalapse @ Feb 3, 2009 -> 01:43 PM) "Why can't the Sox pickup Abreu and trade him to the Cubs for some of their pitching prospects?" This is why I don't listen to much sports radio and absolutely none of Mike Murphy. Murphy is the lowest of the lowest common denominators. Talk about a fanboy, some of his assertions about baseball are absolutely ridiculous

QUOTE (DukeNukeEm @ Feb 3, 2009 -> 12:15 PM) You know that Hold Steady live album/documentary I was talking about? Yeah, it's official now. *****GGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPP***************

QUOTE (shipps @ Feb 3, 2009 -> 12:00 PM) Thats a f***ing lie you ugly f*** face dick head! Iam drinking right now,you think I cant hold my liquor? You wanna go? thats O'douls you are drinking. You cant fool me

QUOTE (Jenks Heat @ Feb 3, 2009 -> 11:07 AM) I am simply amazed at what people will go through to get free s*** or what they believe to be a good deal. You would think that cheap worhtless free t-shirts thrown out at sporting events had a value of around $100 the way poeple react. I was at a bulls preseason game last year, and the parachute t-shirts started coming out and one was falling directly towards me. Some guy 4 rows down jumps out of his chair and starts dancing around trying to get it and literally jumps on top of me and snatches it out of my hand(i didnt even stand up, it was falling into my hand). I just sat there glaring at the guy and his entire group starts giving him hell about it, and he comes over and hands it to me and apologized and said he has season tix and he has about 11 of those shirts. I was thinking to myself "thanks man, but if you have all of these shirts already, why did you act like such a loon when it came out" i wasnt even pissed about not getting the shirt, I was pissed the guy ran me over to get it.