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QUOTE(AddisonStSox @ Apr 28, 2006 -> 02:18 PM) I'm hearing it from both ESPN and now a Green Bay newspaper, so, if it quacks like a duck and it looks like a duck... its a platypus?

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/04/29/faked.eu...a.ap/index.html Probably one of the craziest things I have ever heard. Considering that the dog ended up being euthanized anyways, you could almost argue that the Vet in question contributed to more pain and suffering for this epileptic dog until it died. It really makes no sense what happened.

This didnt really fall in the "Stupid, hilarious videos" category, I thought it fit a little better here. A couple of videos of Japanese robots, its pretty amazing that these things can do. Snake Robot Fighting Robots

There were so many bands grouped into that genre that probably didnt fit whatsoever. Mr big, Nelson, poppy crap like that. The music industry definitely killed the genre. Everything is cyclical though, and bands like The Darkness keep that feeling alive(at least for me).

His defense isnt underrated to his team, or to us as fans. Name recognition usually goes hand in hand with selecting a Gold Glove, and guys like Guerrero have the sexy stat "outfield assists" to help them along. If there was a "game saving catch" stat or "diving catch" stat, I think Dye would be a regular gold glover.

Look at these pretty boys! lol

When Vlad hit that homerun in the first inning, i was prepared to say "Has that ball landed yet?" in this thread. However, Jermaine Dye's shot went in f***ing orbit. I wanted them to show that homerun from the camera behind homeplate so bad so I could see its trajectory, because he blasted that ball.

I hope he does. How many years did Joe Torre take half of his team? Everyone complained, but nobody did anything about it. Like I said after the Thome deal, When you finally get to sit on the throne, you better act like a f***ing king. Ozzie can do what he wants, if he wants his boys, more power to him. To tell you the truth, I think the Sox are gonna get plenty of guys voted in as it is.

that link doesnt take me to Rush Limbaughs mugshot, and when I click on Rush Limbaughs name under the Sherriffs office News, his picture isnt there either.

I am also in the tongue sticking out club. When i am picking my eggs, the only thing I do with them is face them fat side down so that I know none of them have cracked and leaked. Most of the time I say "What?" when people tell me things, no matter if I understood or not. Its just an unconscious reaction of mine. My stepdad teases me about it big time.

Just to prove how idiotic your remarks are, Cuck the Fubs, Im going to prove it to you Kevin Brown http://www.baseball-reference.com/b/brownke01.shtml Lets see, in 1996 Kevin Brown pitched 233 innings and ended up with a 1.89 ERA with a WHIP of 0.944 The next 4 years, he pitched 237 innings, 257 innings, 252 innings, and 230 innings. His ERAs in those years mentioned? 2.69, 2.38, 3.00, 2.58. He was absolutely dominant for a 5 year stretch. His career ERA is 3.28, and before last year he NEVER had an ERA over 5. Considering he was injured last year, I wont hold it against him. Hampton? http://www.baseball-reference.com/h/hamptmi01.shtml Well before hampton went to Colorado, he never had an ERA over 3.83(not counting his rookie year with seattle), and he anchored a pretty damn good Houston. Mediocre doesnt even come close to describing these guys careers. Im sorry you cannot somehow compare this to the Cubs and something that they did, I know you want to really bad. Think before you type.

QUOTE(Cuck the Fubs @ Apr 28, 2006 -> 08:30 PM) They were mediocore their entire careers and just played well the contract year Hampton and Brown were mediocre their entire careers? You need to do some more research before you make your stupid remarks. Most of the time you have no idea what you are talking about, this being one of those times.

Good advice on advice rock, I think the same way. Those people want to be assured that their skewed view of the relationship is right, and as a friend I take it upon myself to let my friend know that I dont agree with it. I have lost friends that way, sadly, but i had to draw the line on a similar situation in college. She wanted me to tell her that it was ok that she was hooking up with a guy who had a longtime GF, and I told her she was only going to get hurt. She stopped talking to me, and she ended up getting hurt shortly thereafter. the guy cheated on her AND his longtime GF. I told her it was coming, but she had her blinders on.

QUOTE(Punch and Judy Garland @ Apr 28, 2006 -> 03:30 PM) assault with a deadly weapon? Come on, thats just idiotic. Anyways, it appears the up strike is ending. Weird timing huh? Not really idiotic in the definition of the crime, maybe in the context of what happened. We all know that Young didnt intend to maim or kill the ump(we think ) but a bat can certainly be considered a deadly weapon, and throwing a bat at a guy who isnt paying attention can be considered assault. If the ump really presses assault charges I will really be surprised though

QUOTE(Iwritecode @ Apr 28, 2006 -> 02:16 PM) Call me old fashioned but what's wrong with sitting in a chair holding the controller with your hands and pressing the buttons with your thumbs? All of these systems try and one-up each other through innovation, Im not surprised one bit. And there were a couple of applications that the new controller offers that I have read about. In a fishing game, the controller acts like a fishing rod in which you pull back the controller and "throw" your line out and reel in your fish. In shooting games the controller not only fires in the direction of where you point the controller, but also changes the angle in which you are shooting depending on how you hold it. And the oldie but goodie click and drag. All in all I am interested in how many different ways Nintendo can incorporate the new controller into their games, call me a homer if you want. And this isnt the only way you can play with the controller. It has a shell that you can insert it into and use it as a contemporary controller. And if you take the tv-remote looking controller and turn it sideways, it doubles as the classic NES controller for the older games you can download onto the system. And for the people who dont want to switch from their gamecube, the gamecube controllers have two ports on the Wii. I had my doubts as well, but Nintendo keeps things close to vest. The more that they leak, the more this looks like a keeper to me.

QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Apr 28, 2006 -> 11:38 AM) I saw a cover band called 'Hairbanger's Ball' a few summers ago at some street fest. They went through all the hair band hits. We laughed our asses off the entire time at not only the band, but at the people really, really getting into it. those guys roll through a venue in carbondale called The Copper Dragon at least 3 times a year, and they always sell it out

I got this email, thought I would share to give you guys a few laughs DEMOCRAT you have two Cows your neighbor has none you feel guilty for being successful Barbara Streisand sings for you REPUBLICAN You have two cows Your neighbor has none. So? SOCIALIST You have two cows The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow COMMUNIST You have two cows The government seizes both and provides you with milk You wait in line for hours to get it It is expensive and sour CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE You have two cows You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE You have two cows Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pour the milk down the drain AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows You are surprsed when one cow drops dead. You spin the announcement to the analysts stating that you have downsized and are reducing expenses. Your stock goes up. FRENCH CORPORATION You have two cows You go on strike because you want three cows You go to lunch and drink wine. Life is good. JAPANESE CORPORATION You have two cows You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. They learn to travel in unbelieveably crowded trains. Most are at the top of their class at cow school GERMAN CORPORATION You have two cows You engineer them so they are all blonde, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour. Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year. ITALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows but you dont know where they are While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman You break for lunch. Life is good RUSSIAN CORPORATION You have two cows You have some Vodka You count them and learn you have 5 cows You have some more Vodka You count them again and learn you have 42 cows The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have TALIBAN CORPORATION You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which is two You dont milk them because you cannot touch any creatures private parts You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find alternatives to milk production but use the money to buy weapons IRAQI CORPORATION You have two cows They go into hiding They send radio tapes of their mooing POLISH CORPORATION You have two bulls Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them BELGIAN CORPORATION you have one cow the cow is schizophrenic sometimes the cow thinks he is French, other times he is Flemish The French cow wants control of the Flemish cows milk The cow asks permission to be cut in half The cow dies happy FLORIDA CORPORATION You have a black cow and a brown cow Everyone votes for the best looking one Some of the people who actually like the brown cow best accidentally voted for the black cow Some people vote for both Some people vote for neither Some people cant figure out how to vote at all Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which one you think is the best looking cow CALIFORNIA CORPORATION You have millions of cows They make real california cheese Only 5 speak english Most are illegal Arnold likes the ones with the big Udders Enjoy!

It was funny to see the Heat completely fall apart and go into cheap-shot thug mode. Posey was the last guy I expected to do it, but once he started pushing he just got worse. Oh well, looks like the Bulls will play another game against a under-manned Heat team on Sunday.

QUOTE(Leonard Zelig @ Apr 28, 2006 -> 12:34 AM) Not a hair band? And if you watch the video for "Welcome to the Jungle" Axls hair is WAY teased out. My personal fave growing up was Def Leppard, as it was the first CD my Dad bought for me(pyromania baby!). I still have it too. Side note: GnR's 15 years-in-the-making cd "Chinese Democracy" is supposed to be released within the next month(I will believe it when i see it). The only reason I mention it is because I was flipping through my brothers neverending subscription to Spin(He has been in the Army for 2 years now, and it just keeps coming to the house, lol) and there was a complete review for the album in the back. FWIW, the album got great reviews, I think a B+ or something like that. Surprised the s*** out of me.

QUOTE(fathom @ Apr 27, 2006 -> 06:55 PM) I'll make my first and last prediction in this case: There's not a chance in hell these guys are going to be found guilty. I agree, but I also think the damage has been done whether a rape occurred or not. This is going to follow them around for the rest of their lives.

QUOTE(Punch and Judy Garland @ Apr 27, 2006 -> 06:35 PM) SOme sites speculate Denver will send the #15 pick but I think they are talking out of their ass. I think it was going to be the 6th pick in teh second round but now that Ashley Lelie wants to be a little b**** all the sudden I think it will be Lelie and maybe a #4 or a 3. Lelie is in a walk year so GB would have to think about talking extension, as will Denver or NO if they trade for Walker. No way Walker is worth a #15 pick in the draft, especially coming off a year when he blew out his knee. If Denver pays that they are crazy.

QUOTE(fathom @ Apr 27, 2006 -> 06:41 PM) http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060427/ap_on_...HNlYwMlJVRPUCUl If all three of the men that she accused back then were white, this story is going to get even uglier. I was just going to post something similar. As i said earlier, this case keeps getting wierder and wierder.

LOL, your Dad looks like he is about to say something in that pic, Aboz.

Hawk was hired after Roland Hemond was fired on Harrelson 10/2/85 http://www.baseballamerica.com/today/execd...am.php?team=CHW I guess the question now is when was this draft?

Was this a GM Hawk Harrelson draft?