Antonio Osuna

I think it will look like this: - R. Belliard grounded out to first - B. Broussard grounded out to first - A. Boone singled to center - C. Blake flied out to left

Why would Sir Sidney's agent consent to an "inability to stay in shape" clause?

Their series against Boston won't help much when it comes to keeping that number big.

If Cleveland wins today, they will be 5 away from being eliminated from all postseason contention.

Burger King used to have mascots too. They were teenagers who appeared on the Kids Meal bag.

1 for the Division, 7 for the WildCard. They're not quite done yet.

Now that the Sox are winning again, you can put the bong down.

Anderson recovering from shaving cream incident after game:

As was once said in this city, Real Men do it Twice. Good job, Anderson. Good job.

He better get another at-bat in this game.

That was some terrible baserunning.

And you'd be an idiot not to. Still, they're not NYY or BOS when it comes to the plate.

Kansas City, by my calculations, could be eliminated as soon as tomorrow, though more likely sometime this weekend.

The real question is will el Duque take command against a weak Seattle lineup.

What days of the week are those?

Let's go go go Tampa.

The last thing we want to do is wear this guy down so quickly.

If it means I get to walk around the warning track prior to the game? Absolutely. And several friends of mine feel the same way. Moreover, the mullet is not necessarily a white trash haircut. In Canada, it is the traditional haircut for hockey players, and James K. Polk, our 11th President, had a mullet.

Jeff Kent hit the only foul ball I've ever caught at a baseball game. Brewers/Astros at Miller Park in 2004. Do I love him for that? Yes. Do I want his cancerous growth in my clubhouse? No. We have a 2B and a DH already.

Ed Farmer said on the radio that on Mullet Night there will be a "Mullet March" around the warning track for those who have a mullet. Now, I don't currently have a mullet, but I have long hair that can easily be trimmed in the front to create a mullet and I am more than willing to do so if it means I get to walk around the warning track. Does anyone have info on what I have to do to get into the Mullet March? Do I just show up to Gate 1 before the game with my mullet on, or do I have to do something special?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't "highest velocity" something we can, like, measure quantitatively? Something that we can make a top 10 or top 20 list about while relying exclusively on empirical data without an ounce of opinion or homerism?

Out like Juan Uribe swinging at Santana's changeup. This team is seriously going to rival the '69 Cubs in terms of Chicago chokage.

Ross Gload has an incredible ability to swing at pitches in the dirt. Much like Vlad Guerrero, except Vlad actually hits them rather than striking out.

I'd like to one day see a game of Pesapallo, the Finnish version of baseball. It was popularized by the government in order to teach young Finns how to throw a gernade, so the ball is pitched like a gernade. Also, home plate is round, and a ball that goes out of the park is an out.

Thankfully not, though this offseason I was hoping he'd be.