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Kerry one round 1...no question. Kerry was eloquent, and was able to explain his flip flops. He did contradict himself at least three times, but his ability to mask his errors gives him a clear advantage. Bush was not articulate and it affected his ability to clarify his points. It looked like Bush was not prepped, he was clearly looking to fill time and began segments with periods of silence that lasted several seconds. He also used way too many verbal crutches. Bush's problem is that he did not go for the juggular by bringing up 9/11. Rather than consistently promise safety, he preffered to attack Kerry for not exemplifying the traits of a good leader. Kerry on the other hand at least made the race a wee bit closer.

Though it does force politicians to clean up their act. Lets just say no modern politician is going to imitate LBJ and pull out their dick at a press conference...that wouldn't fly today.

Pastor John Fuzz was walking down the street when he saw one of his parishoners drinking in a bar. The pastor decided he would confront the young women, and he walked into the bar. "Ms. Jones" the pastor said, "what do you think you are doing drinking in a place like this" Ms. Jones was quite embarrassed and got up to leave the bar. Unfortunately she was too drunk to walk and she began to crash to the floor. Pastor Fuzz tried to grab her, but ended up falling on top of her. The bar tender looked over just in time to see Pastor Fuzz on top of Ms. Jones, who's skirt was turned up past her waist. "We can't have you two doing this kind of thing in public here" the bartender shouted. The Pastor who was quite embarrassed and short on breath could only muster up the strength to yell back "But I am Pastor Fuzz!" The bartender shrugged, "Well, if you are that far then go ahead and finish the job"

They do the best interviews I have heard on sports radio.

thank you

I was seeing this chick once, but then some bastard stole my binoculars.

Doug was enjoying a nice sunday afternoon watching football. He got up and noticed the hall light was out. "Honey" he shouted, "can you fix this light." His wife gave him a cold stare, "Do I have GE stamped on my forehead?" she asked. The husband continued on to the fridge for a beer, he noticed the door was squeaking. "Honey, can you fix this door?" His wife shook her head, "Do I have Kenmore stamped on my forehead?" Annoyed by his wife's disobediance, the man left home to go to a bar. When Doug returned home he found the light and door fixed. "What happened?" Doug asked. "Well" the woman responded, "a man passed by and said he would fix everything for sex or a cake". Doug looked around with a curious expression on his face. "It doesn't smell like you were baking. Where are the utencils?" The woman smiled, "Do I have betty crocker stamped on my forehead?"

A man walked into a bar looking rather depressed "Whats the matter?" the bartender asked. "I caught my wife having sex with my best friend" the man replied. The bartender became curious, "what did you say?" he asked. "I looked her in the eyes and told her to get the hell out" the man said. The bartender nodded "That makes sense, what did you say to your best friend?" The man looked up from his drink, "I looked him straight in the eyes and shouted BAD DOG!"

My favorite sports talk duo in NYC rewarded art howe today for taking 2 of 3 from the cubs. the duo features Mike Francessa, a Yankee fan, and Chris Russo a SF Giants fan. Before the series, Russo promised to give Art Howe a trip to Paris if the Mets swept the Cubs, and a trip to Bermuda if they took 2 of 3. The mets took two of three, and today Russo rewarded Howe with 2 tickets to bermuda.

I like the sig da_bears, but even as a die hard michigan fan, I have to admit that Marlin Jackson is extremely overrated. Watching him miss with arm tackles, and get beat by less than stellar recievers is embarrassing. I am glad Curry is on the bench, Hall really showed a lot of heart out there saturday...something Curry seems to be short on. Shazor is the best player on this years team IMO.

Imagine how a porno that ended with a beheading would sell in Iraq...

Does anyone here still have any guest passes for G-mail? I am looking for 2 if possible. Thanks

Holy s*** is all I have to say

Rise Against Thursday Coheed & Cambria ^ All solid

As a new driver in New Jersey, your dilemma is my worst nightmare. NJ has the highest insurance rates, many of the leading companies don't offer insurance in NJ, and to make matters worse the road systems here are awful. The last thing I want is to pay more for insurance.

The running joke is that only gays and asians are accepted into NYU...something tells me that the straight population will be rising over the next few years

I bought one back in july before I knew how impossible it was going to be to find one. A women approached me at the doctors office and said she would pay anything for it. However, having lost an immediate family member to cancer gives the bracelet a certain amount of sentimental value to me...so I don't plan on selling it.

Its not easy to be a fan of any team.

First of all I would like to send out a big 'f*** you' to all ND fans who haven't stopped reminding me of the game saturday. Secondly, when the spread came out I realized that the people in Vegas are almost as dumb as Tom Lemming. They didn't take into account that Michigan NEVER plays well at ND, especially under Carr.

I envy your happiness today.

I'm not sure, but I heard that green paper is a good tool of persuasion.

Baylor vs. Northwestern in the National Championship game of..................................Basketball

If I was a little bit older I would be hitting the bottle right now too...out of depression.

f***...that word sums up my day. Every f***ing time Michigan travels to South Bend I have to watch us settle for damn field goals, and have to watch ND make second half come backs. Lloyd Carr has shown little trust in Henne's instincts. I realize that he is a freshman, but if he can't be trusted throwing deep over the middle put in someone with more experience. The phrase "Michigan Football" is laughable so far this year. The defense has looked very sketchy and the running game might as well not exist. Michigan has choked horribly on their last three trips to south bend...losses like this make me think being raised a michigan fan is curse not a blessing.

that would have saved some heartache