Boy, there is a whole lot of made up stuff in this post. I never made an qualitative statement about Dallas in this series of posts. You are the only one who has.
To recap:
Horrible
Waste of money
Obsolete
Mediocre
Don't trust him
Little margin for error
Not enough velocity
If you are right, there is no GM in baseball lining up for the right to give him $18 million next year, and potentially his vesting option. You can't have it both ways. In the era of covid balance sheet, there isn't a GM alive lining up to take on what you described AND pay him that kind of money.