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QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Aug 7, 2005 -> 10:53 AM) Im still lost. Congrats on the Wedding and the baby to whomever that applies to. QUOTE(Texsox @ Aug 7, 2005 -> 11:02 AM) Queen Prawn is marrying long time beau Brian later this year with half of Ireland attending. At this point she will be wearing a lovely tiara and little else. (the dress needs to be fitted) Southsider and his bride of 5 years will be having a baby after the World Series (if the ultrasound was correct it will either be a girl or a boy hung like himself) Steff has a duck family living in her landscaping. Grab a scorecard. QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Aug 7, 2005 -> 11:17 AM) Are the ducks invited to the wedding? Funny (true) story: My father was in the waiting room looking through the glass at me shortly after I was born, and his best friend Andy walked up to him. My father said "Look Andy, I have a son and he has a great pair of balls just like his father." To which Andy replied "Dont worry Mike, they will grow." lol, that story still makes me laugh. ZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

QUOTE(ScottPodRulez22 @ Aug 7, 2005 -> 09:30 PM) a little sloopy but i didnt used photoshop let me try again Close but the cutting needs a bit more. There are still small blotches of white. How did you do that?

QUOTE(SpringfieldFan @ Aug 7, 2005 -> 02:58 PM) Well, that's the closest guess (the first part, not the mugger part). I was finished and preparing to, um, cleanse the situation, and the wallet fell out of my front pocket. Don't ask me why I kept it there but sometimes I do. Anyway, I don't usually let the pants fall completely to my ankles. That just seems preschoolish to me. The belt area was actually around my thighs, next to the bowl rim (you mean that's not normal?). I guess with the pocket somewhere near the bowl, me shifting my position, and the lining in pockets getting hung up, I was bound for tragedy. SFF 99.999999% of the world STILL put their pants at their ankles when taking a dump. YOU, are the 0.000001%.

QUOTE(Buehrle>Wood @ Aug 7, 2005 -> 01:49 PM) Anyway, for those of you buying it, Best Buy is offering a deal where you get a Players Choice, Greatest Hits, or Platinum Hits title for just 4.99$ in addition to your copy of Madden.

Lest Test: Sorry bud, but I can't get it. I tried everything I can think of.

Test 3: EDIT: WHAT THE f***!?!?!

Test 2: Edit: Nope...

Test: EDIT: Nope. Needs work...

Thanks guys...glad you like it!

QUOTE(SoxFan101 @ Aug 7, 2005 -> 04:17 AM) well I didnt buy last years game so ill buy this one anyways. ^^^ Same. I bought ESPN NFL 2k5 last years...

I honestly think that show is rigged...it just seems like BS when they ask: "At the 1959 Special Olympics, which women retarted gymnast landed on here left leg, breaking her right index and ring fingers, without crying, and still got the gold medal. I need her name, her condition, and her score." "...........uuuuuuum, Natalie Groen was her name. Uuuuuuuum, she had Down Syndrome, and.....uuuum, her score, was, oh, I don't know, 92.38649?" "That is...........CORRECT!"

QUOTE(Antonio Osuna @ Aug 6, 2005 -> 11:20 PM) Fun Fact: As somebody on the postgame show mentioned, tomorrow we unveil the Fisk statue...and if the Sox win its #72. Destiny......

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Aug 6, 2005 -> 05:07 PM) Things are really good on the baby front for us. I finally got to feel the baby kick for the first time on Thursday night so that was pretty incredible. The one big stress we have is we are trying to find a house, but we are having no luck in our price range. I have been trying to find a job that pays a little more, but haven't had much luck with that either. But like I said, most imporantly the baby is fine. We are almost exactly 3 months away from the due date. Best of luck to you with the baby, job, and the house...

That does it for me...

Da Herm...

Hermy = The Man

Isn't Chevy a sponsor for the Cubs? Don't the Cubs and Ran Santo and Chevy some sort of connection or something? Maybe it is Dodge, I'm not sure but 200 SB's in less than 3 years is pretty damn good. Pods and Reyes not being on there is a joke. Hmm, fastest players. "Eric Byrnes gets a triple every so often. Oh, and Vizquel was fast 10 years ago. Let' not put the MLB leader in steals. He is only obliterating the rest of the pack."

Oh boy. This must be entertaining. I smell some bleeps.

QUOTE(ScottPodRulez22 @ Aug 6, 2005 -> 09:26 PM) Mark Gooch pods konerko That f***ing ticker was stuck on 43 for a long ass time! Let's get it down to 0....quck! Awesome game by Buehrle. PK has turned it up a BIT lately. Pods is finally back to his norm. Gooch did a helluva job today too. Good to finally see a good game put together. Go get em tommorrow Jon!

QUOTE(Steff @ Aug 5, 2005 -> 11:42 PM) I see what you've posted about them... then I read this rant and I guess I'm just dumbfounded at how you can have two completely different arguments on the same situation. Maybe I'm reading it wrong, I don't know. What I do know is until I'm in those shoes I am not judging what happened to this girl, or any victim of a violent crime, and I definitely won't blame them. It's like blaming the rape victim because she wore a short skirt... Agree to disagree. I gotta go with NUKE on this 1. Everyone in the situation was a dumbass...

QUOTE(FlaCWS @ Aug 6, 2005 -> 02:13 AM) On a side note, I just read this on CBS Sportsline: The crowd of 39,165 was the White Sox's 11th sellout of the season, a franchise record. Can that really be true? A franchise that has been around for more than 100 years has never sold out more than 11 dates in a full season??? I am not buying that for a second. That stat has to be wrong. Has to be. Nope. Hawk and DJ said so too. The record was 10. I have hears Hawk and DJ refer to this a few times.

QUOTE(nitetrain8601 @ Aug 6, 2005 -> 02:14 AM) You can't. You have the bullpens right there and where the bullpen's used to be, there are seats occupying that. It's not going to happen. And the Cell being smaller has won us a couple of games. AJ's Walkoff comes to mind. This team is just stuck on the longball and pulling the damn ball. It's our offense that's a problem. I could tell when Joel freakin Piniero only allows 2 runs against us. If only Gooch batted 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.... :rolly

QUOTE(Kalapse @ Aug 6, 2005 -> 02:03 AM) I might come up with one by tomorrow morning just to show you up. I might get around to it, no gaurantee. Honestly, that's one of your better sigs to date, you toned down the size compared to your others, you're very good at cropping images as well. Very simple. Though you do love scan lines don't you? 1st off, it's just in your personality to show someone up but I respect that. I like the competitive mentality. 2nd, Thanks for the comliment. I have toned down the size a bit, or a lot lol. An if by cropping you mean cutting the background, thank you. 3rd, yes, I luuuuuv scan lines.

QUOTE(knightni @ Aug 6, 2005 -> 01:55 AM) That's something that Dougly would put in his sig area. Only if it were true.... :rolly Besides, can you really argue against it?

My attempt your holy administrationess: