Jack Parkman

HOF baseball person

oh fuck, the bullpen......isnt Bummer on the injured list?

Nah, Tony is passed out drunk in the dugout.

Burger's parents should have named him Charles and started calling him Chaz. Chaz Burger.

Eloy would have tripped over mr johnson trying to get to that ball

Yes it is. The Twins can still rake but their pitching is so bad it doesn't matter.

Lynn looks hurt

Minnesota's pitching is AWFUL

That's exactly what I was concerned about.

For fucks sake....... Jerry must have really angered the baseball gods by going cheap this winter.

I was going to make a comment on Peavy when I mentioned Swisher but the edit must not have gone through. Peavy was actually a decent #4 after the injury, I think he got too much shit because ppl didn't want to accept that he wasn't the same pitcher. Same with Danks after his injury. Danks wasn't going to give up his money so at that point it was up to the Sox to cut him loose, but they continued to run him out there every 5th day to get lit up. He had to get embarrassed on a weekly basis to get paid

I mentioned Peavy. EDIT: nope, I must not have posted that.

Yeah.

Nick Swisher. Shocked I was the first to mention him.

McStans, love it lmao.

See my edit. I was on WSI during the Koch years.

Rob Mackowiak used to get a lot of shit as did Linebrink. Dotel was actually decent but picked the worst time to give up HRs.

Owens and Beckham(2010 and later) were actually terrible.

He's really inconsistent from season to season though. He wavers between Sox Dunn and Reds Dunn as a hitter and he has more seasons closer to Sox Dunn.

I'm not trading anyone on the MLB team for him.

I did. He's doing prime Adam Dunn things with better D. That'll do. He's so damn inconsistent from season to season though. Sometimes He's Sox Dunn, sometimes he's Reds Dunn and you don't know which one you'll get.

I swear you will all hate Gallo if the Sox acquired him. If they want to throw some minor league garbage at him, fine. I will admit that I had no idea about his hot streak but the last time I checked on him he was hitting .188 with a .330 OBP and 5 HR.

Was 2012-14 Adam Dunn good? They're the same hitter.

He's on a hot streak.

Gallo isn't one either.