Jack Parkman

There was a pitch tracker malfunction at the beginning of the game that was fucked.

I didn't know about the data malfunction. Why you picking on me?

Doing his best Randy Johnson impression.

That on Collins?

And he's a major asshole on top of being bad at baseball.

They lost it in the lights. Shit happens.

Lost it in the lights....

Idk, I know they talked about the shoulder thing but he hasn't hit a fly ball over 100mph in a while. In May everything he was hitting was 98 mph+.

No don't give up, but don't add unless they're giving away guys that are blocked like Sheets and Burger.

He has no batspeed right now idk what happened.

Goddamn what happened to Moncada's power?

Same.

Idk if it's worth it.

I thought Stone said he thinks Rodon has a blister.....anyone else hear that?

I hate Kepler. He reminds me of Kubel.

Me too.

He's gotta get better at framing unless robot umps are part of the next CBA.

Comcast gun. I had no idea about the data collection issues.

The pitching staff hasn't been that great since the sticky stuff ban.

He's been 91-95

Rodon's velo is way down to start the game. Something to watch.

Do we have a Grandal in heaven meme?

Who are you trading the Cubs? Vaughn? Madrigal? Crochet?

25.3 M is pretty fair for what Harper brings.......the bigger issue is that the contract goes forever. If the Sox can get them to pick up $15M for the last 3 years of the deal, it makes some sense.

This is what I mean about when he tweaks something he's overly dramatic, but to call him soft is ludicrous. If he was really dealing with a shoulder injury for the first half of the season that was affecting his power......not a lot of hitters will play through that in this day and age. They'd rather sit out than have no power. Dude is a warrior playing through post-covid and now this. Putting the team in front of your own individual stats is unheard of in this day and age, especially with the emphasis on power in baseball.