Jack Parkman

No, there isn't....unless you live there like he does.

We're starting to see why he was in the minors for so long.

If anyone values Madrigal at all I'd trade him. I'd rather start Mendick at 2B.

He's going to get Cy Young votes if he stays healthy. Carlos has some stiff competition though.

His numbers are going to look like crap all year now just because of this game, no matter if he pitches well or not.

Dude, Caufield lives in China. It's dangerous to criticize the government there. Doesn't want to get arrested. Take it with a grain of salt. I'm sure that if he wrote something super critical they could track his IP address and go take him away if they wanted to.

If Miami is still interested I'd trade Mercedes for Marte in about 10 seconds. I don't think Mercedes is all that great outside of a hot April and it would be nice to cash in.

Could be a nice trade chip.

What an awful called strike. Moncada just had to swing at garbage because the previous garbage pitch was called a strike.

As long as humans call balls and strikes, pitch framing is the most important skill for a catcher to have.

I just checked fangraphs and it is indeed Grandal.

Was a nice piece of hitting. The power is coming.

That curveball Lucas threw up there just now was nasty.

Absolutely.

That was a moon shot.

It's also crazy how he's crushed everything but nothing is going out of the park.

WTF is Abreu swinging at?

Are you private investigator? I'd like you to investigate my privates. (Obviously making a joke)

Nice Blazing Saddles reference, Jason.

Really.

Hit and run>sac bunting.

I'm shocked at the lack of ks so far.

Fucking Tony.

Damn, I thought Vaughn got that one.