Jack Parkman

Are the Orioles actually a decent offense or does the Sox bullpen just suck that badly?

He's rapidly approaching DFA territory

Completely predictable

^^^

He has a blister. Meh. Probably shouldn't have come out for this inning

God dammit

Both of these teams' defense are a joke. The sox could win 78-84 games if they could just fucking catch the ball

Renteria is such a fucking clown

That's how you play left out.

OMFG this defense is a joke.

He can get away with it if he develops his change but without that he's toast.

Rodon looks like he might have a blister. They were showing him picking at his fingers on the broadcast

Yeah, he had Moncada out in front there. Abreu!!

^^^ It is beyond asinine

The weather is brutal. It is 45 degrees and overcast. Who would want to sit out there? Winter isn't over until Memorial Day now. We've had six inches of snow twice since tax day. Get used to it. Weather patterns have changed.

They're probably starting Covey Sunday. With the rainout yesterday, it throws everything int chaos, especially since they have zero off days this month.

Does Banuelos go back to the bullpen then?

The difference is those guys stayed healthy and Robert didn't. Robert would be approaching Moncada toward the end of this season if he wasn't hurt last year.

They ran into the Mariners at the wrong time. They opened the season on fire and have sucked as badly as everyone thought they would over the past two weeks.

Maybe they would be more willing to pay for him now that there's no financial commitment past this season. I think that the future commitment was holding his value down. He might be a guy that is worth more as a rental than under team control.

Completely agreed, which is why it would be smart GMing to trade him in June or July

I know. That post was for people who don't know how OPS works.

If he keeps lacing 2B and 3B, it doesn't matter if he hits 5-10 HR per season

I just find it amusing. It isn't a big deal or anything. It is just funny to me.

He was not British. He was a white South African. A lot of them came from there but a lot came from Holland as well.