ShoeLessRob

We’re just resting to watch the playoffs come October.

Lmao

A contender at a first round exit maybe, this division blows, I don’t want to be the tallest person at a midget competition. I’m tired of settling for mediocrity, RH the snake oil salesman said this is our World Series window.

I think since this old cuck gets sleepy filling out the lineup card that he thinks these 20-30 year old athletes are just as tired.

Can’t wait til they trade Montgomery for a lefty.

Hate to break the news, but this team isn’t a contender.

50 millions dollars is worth 136 hits, 33 homers, 104 rbis, and a .222 average over three years? He has nice OBP and BB numbers, but he’s a butcher behind the plate, who is now becoming more of a DH/1B type. His WAR looks inflated when you plug him in primarily at catcher, which unfortunately hasn’t been this year or last.

Dudes done and if he’s strictly a DH now going forward than what a terrible contract.

I heard Luis Robert can impregnate women just by touching a shoulder. Dudes a beast.

I’m back bitches! Can’t believe this cuck is still employed.

I’m out, check back around all star break.

No stats or record can tell me otherwise, this is one of the worst teams is baseball.

Team is trash. Fuck them cocksuckers.

Can’t believe I paid money to watch these minor league teams play.

I can see this dude sitting in the dugout fuming over something like this, not paying attention to the shit show on the field that is his team.

How many beers do I need to consume in order to semi enjoy this game?

Stroman (2-4, 4.71 ERA) vs Cease (4-2, 4.24 ERA). I’ll be at this shit show.

Old man can pound sand.

Nothing from this team leads me to believe Devers would have turned into the player he is today if he came to our organization.

And no, they will not make the playoffs.

Can he hit?

Like drinking and driving?

Team is complete trash.

This big baby needs to drink more milk.

Agreed. Feels more cinematic.