CrimsonWeltall

We should make this into a movie. -Yeah but what if people think this parallels the Bush administration? OK, we'll wait 4 years until he's out of office. -But what if another politician who likes big government wins the presidency in 2008? You're right. I'll just set this script aside and we will make it whenever a libertarian candidate takes office AKA NEVER

I heard a 911 tape of this guy on the radio. I don't know if it was real, but it was like 911: hello whats your emergency? guy: i just ran over some people 911: you just ran over some people? guy: yeah 911: why? guy: to punish the government 911: you ran people over to punish the government? guy: yes 911: ok the authorities will arrive shortly. please get out of your car. guy: ok thanks bye

Yes, he is dead according to fox.com/24. That needle had a lethal dose in it.

Chef is going to get totally owned.

what percentage of people who are f***ing jaywalking at 20 adjecent intersections and totally stopping the traffic i am sitting in are undocumented workers?

2 year old with no hesitation

I remember there were 3 safe areas. One was the big conference room most of the people are in. One was some medical area that I assume Tony and Henderson are in. I think the third was just some offices, but it could be the place Potatoes was locked up.

Yes, it's Lynn. Sean Astin played Sam in LotR. Sam loves PO-TA-TOS. He likes to boil em, mash em, and stick em in a stew.

I think the people shown were Jack, Kim, Kim's theRapist, Audrey, Chloe, Bill, and Po-Ta-Tos. There's no way Jack will die. Kim has only been back for one episode, so it's too early for her to die. Jack still has to get back with Audrey, so she won't die. Edgar just died, so I don't think Chloe would die too. So we're left with theRapist (who Jack might kill because he's a douche), Po-Ta-Tos (who has nothing left to contribute to the show), and Bill (who is a CTU leader not named Jack or Tony).

An embryo has no mind, no thoughts, no feelings, no memories, no personality, no skills, no relationships, no possessions. If it dies, it loses nothing but potential. A person on a respirator/in a coma/whatever has those things. If they die, they lose everything they had and anyone who knew them also loses.

Except the person on the respirator has their whole life to lose, while an embryo has nothing to lose as they have never lived (in any meaningful way).

How do you know you only blocked cubs fans from getting tickets?

I will give hats off to 27 presidents. The rest can go f*** themselves. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE

Those are different topics. We were discussing evolution and "creation theory" in schools.

Of course not. You refuse to examine it.

I'll take that as a concession.

Probably because no one around there has any idea what it is since they have never been taught it. A choice between what? Whether science classes should teach science or ignore it because it contradicts the religious beliefs of some people? Let's teach Holocaust denial too. Kids need to hear both sides (even when there are more than two and some sides are total bulls***). No. Are you going to address that post or not? Would you also like similar disclaimers concerning Heliocentric Theory, Atomic Theory, Germ Theory, Quantum Theory, the Theory of Relativity, etc?

Sure you are. You said you wanted other theories taught and mentioned that creation was a theory. Would you also like similar disclaimers concerning Heliocentric Theory, Atomic Theory, Germ Theory, Quantum Theory, the Theory of Relativity, etc?

That's probably because you're under the mistaken idea that 'creation' is a scientific theory despite being neither scientific nor much of a theory.

Sure, if you want to be dishonest and misleading.

not gonna happen

This story is BORING. Unless Cheney shot the dude on purpose or is gonna get charged with some crime, it's totally pointless.

1996 Civic. I haven't actually calculated my mileage, but I'd guess it's around 30mpg. I drive about 250 miles a week and that uses up about 8 gallons. Other than 1 really annoying battery/alternator problem (which was partially my fault and partially Sears' Auto's fault) and a series of muffler rattles (which are all covered under a Merlin's lifetime warranty anyway), it's been a reliable car. Only real negative is being a 2-door, so it kinda sucks if you have to drive more than 1 person around. Overall thumbs up.

haha muslim freedom fries

Is this supposed to be a reference to the "George Bush...doesn't care about black people" hilarity or a separate Kayne (sic) West speech?