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Oh great, it is now known as "Tex's List" My mom would be sooooo proud. Now I'm going back to holding Soxy's picture with one hand.

Those after the game spots are icing on the cake. When I was going to the stadium 3 or 4 nights a week, I found Boondocks, live music most nights, no cover, and a really friendly crowd. It was right at Division and the Kennedy so it was right on my way home.

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jun 6, 2005 -> 07:08 PM) Tex you cheater!! I wanted to see what people knew off of the top of their heads... Way to ruin my thread go bop your baloney ya perv

I am so exhausted all I can read is some Soxtalk and my email. And lots of tech manuals, catalogs, and training stuff.

Houston Chronicle Link Are we going to be neighbors?

Which is your favorite? Mine in no partcular order Vulva Aria Changing your Oil Enjoying a little Southern Comfort Riding the clitorisauras Squeezing the Charmin wiping the smile onto your face

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jun 6, 2005 -> 06:34 PM) Great post. Thank you, seriously. This has been needed to be said for a while. Then why the hell didn't you say it?

LOL, just a few 3 Point Shot 5 Digit Disco A Night in With the Girls Accordion Solo Airing the Orchid Answer the Bone-A-Phone Assault on a Friendly Weapon Auditioning the Finger Puppets Backslappin' Betty Backstroke Roulette Bailing out the Gravy Boat Baiting your Hook Banging the Beezer Barking at the ape Bash The Candle Battery-testing Batting Practice Beat Off Beat the Beaver Beat the Beaver Beating Around the Bush Beating the Bait Beating the Bishop Beating the Bush Beating the Dummy Beaver bashin' Being your Own Best Friend Bikini burger Bird-washing Bite the dog-end Bleed the Weed Blissing yourself Blooming Blossoming Blow some tunes Boating Boffing the Bud Bouncing on the Bed Bouncing the bearded clam Box lunch Box lunch at the Y Box the Jesuit Brush one's teeth Brushing The Beaver Buckin' it Buckin' it Buff the Weasle Buffing the box Buffing the jewel Buffing the Muff Bush dinner Bushwhacking Buttering the Potato Buttering up the whisker biscuit Butting the Bead Buzzing buzzing off Buzzing the honey hole Calling All Cum Canyon yodeling Caress the clit Caressing the Kitty Carpet Bumping Carpet munching Cast Off Cast Off Cat Got Tongue Changing your Oil Checking for Squirrels checking the undercarriage Chew the she-fat Chow box Chow down on Georgia O'Keefe's inspiration Churning the Cream Civil War Clam Bake for One Clam dive Clam diving Clam lapping Clam twiddlin' jamboree Cleaning the Clam Cleaning your Fingers Click the mouse Clit Twit Clitters Combing the Brush comforting yourself comforting yourself Coming Into Your Own Connie Lingus Copying Georgia O'Keefe Countering c***s Creamin creaming yourself Critter crammin' Crossing the Great Divide Crossing the Swamp Cunning linguistics c*** Cuddling Damming the beaver dating your palm Daughters Declare your independence Deep Dishin' Dialing "O" on the little pink telephone dialing 'O' Dialing the pink telephone Dialing the Rotary Phone Diddle Diddling miss daisy Diggin' for clams Digging a Trench Digitis Erectus Digitizing Dine at the Y Dinner beneath the bridge Dip the brush Dishonorable Discharge Disseminating Dive a muff Dive in the bushes Dive in the canyon Do it the French way Do The Dew doing a Meg Ryan Doing Laps Doing your Nails Don the beard Donning the beard Doormat bashing Dousing the Digits Drilling For Oil Drinking at the fuzzy cup Drinking from the furry cup Dunking the Beaver Eat a tuna sandwich Eat a tuna taco Eat fur pie Eat hair pie Eat muff pie Eat seafood Eat squirrel Eating a kipper pie Egg McMuff Engaging in Safe Sex Enjoying a little Southern Comfort Entering No Man's Land Erasing the Problem Exploring the Deep South Face job Face the nation Fall in love Fanning the Fur Fanning the Furnace Fanny noshing Feathery flick Feeding the Bearded Clam Feeding the Beaver Feeding the Fish Feeding the Other Mouth Feeding your Slot Fiddling the Bean Fifty-nine Finger Blasting finger dancing Finger Fun finger pie finger pie finger-bang Fingerbating fingering fingering Fingering the Accused Fingering the fountain fingering yourself Fingerpainting Fish dinner Flick the bristles Flick the bristles Flickin' the Bean Flicking the minnow Flicking the Switch Flipping the Bean Flipping the Flaps Flipping through the Pages Flit your Clit Flying automatic (with vibrator) Four-lip Whistling French culture French job French kiss Mr. Lincoln French lessons Friday night lip service frigging Frigging the Love Muscle Frosting the muffin of love f***ing Without Complications Fur burger Fur pie furry fun furry fun Fuzz sandwich Fuzzburger Gagging the Clam Gagging the Lips of Love Galloping on the Goldstar Genital Stimulation via Phalangetic Motion Get a Date with Slick Mittens Get a Lube Job Get a Stinky Pinky Get To Know Yourself Getting In Touch With Yourself getting off Getting to Know Yourself Give a length of tongue Give face giving yourself one Giving yourself the finger Go boating Go down and do tricks Go for sushi Go south Go under the house Go way down South in Dixie Going for the gooey duct Going Mining Going on a Finger Ride going solo going solo Gorilla burger Gorilla in the washing machine Greasing the Skillet Greasing your Hips Grissle Rub Groping the Grotto Growl at the badger Growl at the biter Growlbite Gusset pianist Gusset tryping Gusset Typing Hairburger hand jiving hand sex Hat job Have a box lunch Have a mustache Have a tuna sandwich Have box lunch having a free ride having a manually assisted fantasy Having a Sushi Party Having Sex With Someone you Love Hee-Haw with wrinkled Mee-Maw Hiking Through the Grand Canyon Hitchhiking South Hitchhiking to Heaven Hitchhiking Under the Big Top Holding the Hamster Hoodwinking Husband's supper Impeaching Bush In the Hand Cream indulging yourself Invoking Venus Jillin' off jilling Jilling-Off Jocelyn Eldering Juicing It Up Juicing the clam Jump-starting the River Kiss somebody's down Kneel at the altar Labial titillation Lady Fingers and Cream Lapping at the lint trap Larking Launching a Class Probe Lay the lip Let the Fingers do the Walkin' Let your fingers do the walking Levy Break Limbo Lick the slit Lickety-split Licking anchovy Lingual stimulation Lingual titillation Lip reading Lip service Lip smacking Lip syncing to the fish-fueled jukebox Lip work Loobing Your Goob Make mouth music Making Kitty Purr Making Soup Making the Oysters Smile Making Waves Manual Override Medicate the hairy paper cut Menage a'moi Mistressbate mistressbating Moustache ride Mouthlove Muff diving Muff munching Muff Ruffing Muffin Buffin' Mumbling in the moss Munch the bearded clam Navel Maneuvers Night in With the Girls Nulling the Void Ocean pinking On the Waterslide One Hand Clapping One-man band Opening the Honey Pot Paddling the Pink Canoe Pampering the Pussy Parting the fuzz Parting the Petals Parting the Red Sea paying lip service Pearl Diving Pearl Fishing Performing for Mr. Swaggart pet the kitty Pet the Petunia Pet the Pussy Cat Petal Pushing Petting the kitty petting yourself Phalangetic Motion Picnic on it Piddly Diddler Pitching in the Bush League Play Couch Hockey for One Play Poker Play the Clitar Play the Silent Trumbone Playing in the sandbox Playing the squeezebox Playing With Her Pineapple Playing with Mrs. Palmer's Five Daughters Playing With the Man in the Boat playing with yourself pleasuring yourself Pokin' the pie Polishing the little pink pearl Polishing the Nugget Polishing the Peanut Polishing the Pearl powder your nose Praising the Orchid Pressing the Pleats Primin' the Hymen Pug noshing Pumping the kooter Punch in the mouth Punchin' the chipmunk Pushing the Button Pushing the Puch Pushing the Red Button Pussy Soccer Reading Braille Red wings relieving yourself Riding the clitorisauras Riding the Curl Riding the pillow Riding the Unicycle Riding the Wild Hand Ringing for the Maid Rolling the Dough Rolling the Mink Romancing the Rose Romancing thy own Roughing up the suspect Rowing the Little Man in the Boat rub the clit rub the clit Rubbin' the Nubbin Rubbing the Donut Rubbing the Red Pussycat rubbing yourself down rubbing yourself up rustling your knickers Sack lunch Saying the Rosary Scoring the Hoop Scrambling the Bramble scratching that old itch Scrubbing the Cake Pan Scuffing the Muff Seafood dinner Searching for Spock seeing to yourself self love self love Self-guided tuna boat tour self-service sex for one sexercising sexercising Shelling the Bean Shooting the Pink Marble Shooting the Rapids Shrimping Shucking the Oyster Sip at the fuzzy cup Slamming the Clam Slapping the Mackerel Sliming the Moat slip 'n' slide Smacking Jerry Garcia on the nose Smoking the fur Sneeze in the basket Sneeze in the cabbage Sneeze in the canyon Soaking the Whisker Biscuit soap it up soap it up Southern Comfort Spanking Lucy Speak in tongues Speak Low genitalese Spearing the Bearded Clam Spelunking splunking off Spreading the Pedals Squeeze the Peach Squeezing the Charmin starting a bush fire Stirring the Cauldron stroke stroke it stroke the cat Stroke the kitty Strokin' the Slick Stroking the newt Strummin' the Big Open Strumming Strumming the Banjo Surfing at Finger Beach Surfing the Channel Swing low Switching to Auto-pilot (vibrator) Taking a Trip South Talking to the boat people Talking to the canoe driver Teasing the Kitty Teasing the Tuna Taco Telephone the stomach The Task at Hand The Virgin's Release The Wild Ride thrapping Three Point Shot Ticklin' the taco Tickling her Fancy Tickling the Moustache Tickling the Taco Tip the velvet Tip Toeing Through The Two Lips Tiptoe Through the TwoLips Tissue tickling Toggling the Bit Tongue bath Tongue wash Tossing Pink Salad Tossing the Pink Salad touching yourself up Touch-typing Traveling Past the Mason-Dixon Line treating yourself treating yourself Trimming the hedges Trolling the Bermuda Triangle Tuna taco Twanging the Kitty Wire Tweaking the Program Twirling the pearl Two Finger Taco Tango Unbuttoning the fur coat Velvet buzz saw vibrate the vag visiting the Magic Kingdom Vulva Aria Waking the Butterfly Warming the wrist rocket Washing your Fingers Waterpix exam Wearing the beard Whistle in the dark Whistling in the weeds wiping the smile onto your face Worship at the altar Yawning Yodeling in the canyon of love Yodeling in the gully Yodeling up the valley Zipping on the Zundap God bless google

Wastin' away again in Margaritaville Searching for my lost shaker of salt Some people claim that there's a woman to blame But I know it's nobody's fault

QUOTE(ISF @ Jun 6, 2005 -> 04:36 PM) I think it's dumb to tell someone the thread they started is dumb. It's an opinion forum. If someone has something to share, they should be encouraged to do so as long as it is in good taste and in keeping with forum policies concerning language and content. I wonder how many people just look and don't participate because they're afraid some jagoof is going to tell them their ideas are dumb. Good threads carry on, poor ones die quickly. As long as there is some semblance of thought before hitting post, it's a good thing. Some excellent posts came about as threadjacks. The win the first two and lose the third is an interesting trend. Not to read too much into it, but come October, the ability to win the last game is very important.

QUOTE(KipWellsFan @ Jun 6, 2005 -> 05:41 PM) As Al Franken said the media has a for profit bias. One of the few things I really agree with Al Franken about.

John 8:32

QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Jun 6, 2005 -> 05:27 PM) What was that loud crash?!? Oh, look, it was Soxy falling off the pedestal I had put her on. Mariah Carey?? How Could You...?!? Like you haven't sang "Brandy, you're a fine girl, what a gooooooood wife you would be" at full volume. Soxy, climb right back on that pedestal with your guilty pleasure.

Anywhere in the Suburbs would have been better for attendance. Hell they could have gone to Schaumburg, Buffalo Grove, or even up to Libertyville and outdrown what they have now.

I'd rather our guys rested. I stopped watching the AS game a long time ago.

Unemployed, likes to drink, wandering, yep a Cubs fan! Damn, I've got to make a donation and make certain they know it's from a Sox fan.

Pride has been on so many mandatory reading lists, there is a built in familiarity with the work that I guess attracts movie producers. I think that certain books have a specific time and place to be made. The Lord of the Rings is the best example I can think of. Earlier and the movie technology would not have done the book justice.

QUOTE(Controlled Chaos @ Jun 6, 2005 -> 11:59 AM) I never said that...but if you're gonna publish an article criticizing a country then you should let that country see the article. So we should publish our stuff in Arabic and try to sell it in Iraq? How's this for a headline? We think you Suck! please buy our magazine I think if SI published a Germany edition, I don't think they need to include NASCAR coverage, but probably more soccer coverage would be nice. Each countries magazines are generally produced in-country. They are trying to make money for their shareholders. Imagine of they lost money what the comments would be from Wall street. So people in other countries like to read anti-American articles? I don't really care.

QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Jun 6, 2005 -> 04:29 PM) Seriously, how many adaptations of Pride and Prejudice can there possibly be? Do we really need another one? There are a million or so other great books that would be just as good (if not better) movies. Is P&P royalty free at this point?

Been dazed and confused for so long, it’s not true, Wanted a woman, never bargained for you. Take it easy baby, let them say what they will. Will your tongue wag so much when I send you the bill?

In real life I have a lot of patience. The only time I go ballistic in a hurry is when someone is being a bully and taking advantage of someone. That just pisses me off to no end.

She lit a burner on the stove and offered me a pipe "I thought you'd never say hello," she said "You look like the silent type." Then she opened up a book of poems And handed it to me Written by an Italian poet From the thirteenth century. And every one of them words rang true And glowed like burnin' coal Pourin' off of every page Like it was written in my soul from me to you, Tangled up in blue.

I saw the thread title and started to type Congratulations Southsider