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http://www.nytimes.com/2005/04/09/politics...ner=rssuserland It wouldn't have made headlines and o Drudge, if it was a Democrat. Damn newspapers and their biases.

These guys are acting like girls. Guy way of doing this. Brian picks up the phone and calls his friend. Hey bud, do you need me in a tux or what? "Oh man, I'm sorry, I already got everybody, you know did most of this." "Hey not a problem, you got a seat for us at the reception, or do I have to take QP out to dinner?" "Of course we got a invite for you. was worried you wouldn't want to come, if you weren't in the wedding." "You think I'd pass up a free meal and drinks, it's a cheap date, don't forget I'm getting married, you should see the %^$% tiara she just bought (roll eyes) I can't wait for this s*** to be over."* Did you see the new Dodge . . . *He actually is excited about the wedding and tiara, but will not show it in front of other guys. He's actually thinking Barbie Princess and GI Joe. But that's another story and y'all ain't married yet.

I'm wondering who Clinton is eyeing . . .

From mlb.com More at linkage above. I love reading both points of view.

QUOTE(witesoxfan @ Apr 9, 2005 -> 01:59 AM) Just more things to add. It was a strategic move by Ozzie...and it has paid off very well thus far. We could very easily be 4-0 right now(though we really should still be 3-1, just having won and lost different games). As was moving Garland to #5 and take off some pressure. And it sees to be working, especially if it means he'll pitch on Sunday against a Cy Young winner in a nationally televised game I'm guessing one extra day to rest and he's starting Sunday. Maybe he looked at the bullpen after Thursday and decided to hide from OZ, they may have needed his arm

QUOTE(sox-r-us @ Apr 9, 2005 -> 01:52 AM) Your Chicago White Sox are atop the division alone at 3-1 Now let's hope they maintain this top spot throughout the year and never look bad Not only that, but may they never look back . . .

QUOTE(BridgeportHeather @ Apr 9, 2005 -> 03:19 AM) Don't people only live ONE life??? So, then what's the point of having FOUR CONSECUTIVE life sentences??? These damn law people wanna complicate things too much!!!! He committed separate crimes. The alternative way would be to serve them all at once. This way, if by some weird case, the first sentence was voided, overturned, etc. then he could start serving the second one, then the third, then the fourth. The courts have used this as a way to eliminate people ever getting out. Another way to think about this. If someone kills one person and the sentence would be "life" and he could be paroled in 30 years, and the courts didn't keep adding to the end, but instead stacked them, this guy could get out in 30 years for several murders. I know this is making no sense, but fortunately, we have very smart people here who can decipher my ramblings.

I love being just a little south of Bridgeport. The weather is a lot more temperate diring the winter, like 70 degrees warmer.

QUOTE(YASNY @ Apr 8, 2005 -> 04:21 PM) The keyword in your post is "anymore". When a guy is coming up through the system, and performs as well as Crede did, expectations are going to be high ... and you are going to talk about this kid thirdbaseman in the minors ... All I'm saying is the Crede earned the hype ... At The Time! And he is thisclose to hearing the hype again. About the kid thirdbaseman in the minors

Gay Man Wants to Stay in Military

I wonder what Richard "Oh my God he has electrician's tape and thumb tacks he must be guilty" Jewell thinks of all this? Talk about a nightmare.

QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Apr 8, 2005 -> 03:36 PM) Then there is no need to assume he 'swallowed 9 year old sausage' either. Right not everyone swallows So many times public opinion has been wrong. OJ, Robert Blake, Bush, Clinton, Gotti several times, etc.

I do love his attutude.

QUOTE(LowerCaseRepublican @ Apr 8, 2005 -> 03:11 PM) Tex, if he would have listened to his song lyrics like you quoted then he wouldn't have had any of these problems to begin with. Yes he should have just left, scrammed, took off, you know, beat it . . . that is what the song is about

Why are we trying to find the Mick? Is he trapped? Maybe I should read the article

QUOTE(winodj @ Apr 8, 2005 -> 03:11 PM) Joke of the day... How many people work at *insert workplace here*? about half. That was found inscribed on the rock above

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Apr 8, 2005 -> 03:06 PM) It needs a passport or visa to get down there Ican sneak up north, it's not hard. I'll wait for the Minutemen to leave. BTW, do you think being called Minutemen is helping them get laid?

QUOTE(winodj @ Apr 8, 2005 -> 02:44 PM) *rimshot* Would it have been funnier if I said Hernandez?

QUOTE(NUKE_CLEVELAND @ Apr 8, 2005 -> 02:41 PM) Bulls***. Anyone who pays out millions of dollars in hush money to kids families over abuse charges is guilty as hell. QUOTE(winodj @ Apr 8, 2005 -> 02:42 PM) I think he's bat s*** crazy. I don't think he should be near children. But I don't think he molests them. I sided with Bush on Schiavo I sided with Bush on the Minutement I defended Delay I'm agreeing with Nuke here this place is destroying me

QUOTE(Queen Prawn @ Apr 8, 2005 -> 03:01 PM) Originally it was gonna be July of this year. I've been waiting to see how much it's gonna cost me to send out the invites/thank yous. That explains why mine hasn't arrived :rolly

I just was looking at chisox.com at Crede has more votes predicting him for 2005 MVP then Carl. So we know Crede has more family members on the internet than Carl.

Isn't Metallica the band that lost to Jethro Tull for a Hard Rock / Metal Grammy? You know, the guys with the heavy metal flute, as compared to a light metal flute just asking

My understanding is they found a small hair stuck to the speck. DNA testing confirmed it was from Dick Clark

Of all the sports baseball is the hardest to draft and the one that looks at their big league roster the least. Basketball the player has to fit and probably will play now. Football, need comes into play, the top players drafted will probably be playing in a season or two. Hockey we can talk about when it becomes a sport, not a negotiation.

#5 new deli pun is groaner #4 again pla on words with Big Mac groaner #3 A little better, too close to the line #2 I thought was ok #1 Best of the list and kudos for making it work with the song. Overall, not a great list But 1 for 5 will make you a 3rd baseman