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September 2, 2004
NOTE FROM CHRIS:
Tennessee resident Michael P. Monn's recent birthday
celebration went a little awry when he was arrested
while drunk, nude and covered with nacho cheese.
The Top 5 Excuses for Being Drunk,
Naked and Covered With Nacho Cheese
5> Because getting stoned in a hot pink "Home of the Whopper"
boy-kini while standing ass-deep in mango chutney would be
WRONG!
4> Eight Jaeger Bombs into the kegger, that babe from Omega
House just *had* to ask, "So why do they call you Chip?"
3> After being ostracized from your party after that screaming
incident, you really didn't have anything to lose politically.
2> Trying to beat Courtney Love to the punch.
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Excuse for Being
Drunk, Naked and Covered With Nacho Cheese...
1> You'd prefer *sober*, naked and covered with nacho cheese?