After years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform.
He goes to his doctor and his doctor tries a few things but nothing seems
to work. Finally the doctor says to him, "The reason that you can not
perform is all in your mind!!!" So the doctor refers him to a psychiatrist.
After a few visits to the shrink, the psychiatrist confesses, "I am
at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured." So he refers him to a
witch doctor. The witch doctor says, "I can cure this." He throws a white
powder in a flame and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. The witch
doctor says, "This is powerful healing, but you can only use it once a year!
All you have to do is say "123" and it shall rise for as long as you
wish!"
The guy then asks the witch doctor, "What happens when it's over and I do
not want an erection any longer?" The witch doctor says, "All you or your
partner has to say is "1234" and it will go down. But be warned; it
will not work again for another year!"
The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife. He
showers, shaves, and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion. After he
gets into bed and he is lying next to her he says, "123" and suddenly he
gets an enormous erection just as the witch doctor said. His wife was facing
the other way and turns over and says,
"What did you say "123" for?