I'm with you 100% there.
The whole beautiful baby thing goes down the drain as soon as you see the mishaped head emerge. That is one nasty trip down the birth canal, and the human head is design to deform a bit to make it easier. Add a little blood, some extra fluids, and it ain't a pretty sight. A couple hours later, everything starts to look a whole lot better.
And keep perfecting the warm caring guy thing, chicks dig it.