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He supersized the bail and gets a biggie fries and drink until released. Nice try sparky, but the cops, prosecutor, judge, and the little retarded kids on the short bus all know you are lying like a rug.

Steff seems to know all the "private places" at the Cell

I like green seats. It looks more baseball to me.

Rush will spend two hours telling you this is a major terrorist who was caught by Bush and his crack team of terror experts.

Single mom overwhelmed by recording industry suit The record company is going to lose support when they strong arm a single mom because her 14 year old was downloading music.

I think it is Walter Ray Williams but I'm not certian if it was for a strike or a spare.

did you have an 8 character limit? I assume it was an old DOS restriction on the first server.

What happened to the zero tolerance laws? The kid must be a 6'1" three sport stud. I just read that and wonder either how can anyone be that stupid, or we aren't reading the whole story.

I know I'm going to hell for saying this but what are the chances that a person with an African-American dialect and accent, living in Washington, D.C., is a Republican? Gee, we don't think they hired just anyone to make these calls, do you.

It's my favorite brand of feminin hygiene products and it just . . . fits Plus many of my readers call me Kotex boy.

Now I just got the phone call from Washington. I guess they didn't even wait for my written reply. She asked on a scale of 1-5 have important it was to elect Republican leadership this fall. I replied 2. She started her next script, then paused and said "I'm sorry, did you say two? When I replied yes, she hung up. If she only asked for my explaination I could have told her I think it is important to elect great leadership, I really do not care which party they come from.

Oh Geez, who the hell are you trying to suck up to Trying for the warm caring dude to impress some woman

HER DIARY Sunday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and aloof. I asked him what was wrong - he said, "Nothing." I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you, too." When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV; he seemed distant and vacant. Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that his thoughts were somewhere else. I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I also fell asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster! * * * * * * * * * * * HIS DIARY Today the Sox lost. But at least I got laid.

I believe this is the third person to be charged with this exact same thing.

Dammit, where are the pictures?

I see Steff has been reading the "Happy News" the past cuouple of days.

My guess is they are trying to compete with Bravo, who seemingly is doing well. There is also a couple reality TV shows with gay and lesbian dating. There is enough programming to support a channel. I wonder if there is enough advertisers. I was hoping MTV would start a channel that plays music videos. There was one back in the late 1970s early 1980s that was really cool. It had VJs and played 24 hour music videos.

Redneck vacation > Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different! > The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earline got pregnant. > Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earline got pregnant again. > Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earline didn't get pregnant again." > Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this! year that's different?" > Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earline with me."

Our President needs me. I thought that was a nice touch when I received the campaign solicitation from the President and a nice autographed photo of Laura and George. I have supported Bush in prior campaigns, so I wasn't surprised by the nice form letter appeal with what actually seemed like a hand written note regarding my prior donations. If it is auto printed, it is an awesome bit of printing technology. This time I responded with a nice note that, due to the increase in gasoline prices, I had to cut back on my political donations this year and would not be making a contribution until my fuel prices dipped below $1.50. I will not even comment on the inaccuracies that were in the letter. I know some $5.15 per hour staffer will open the envelope, rip through looking for the check and probably never read my note, or if he does, will not relay it further. Yet, it seemed somewhat satisfying.

I would have liked to give Neal a couple starts. If we are going to pull another rabbit out of our hat, let's go with JR, the young athletic one, not the misery businessman with poor eyesight I still believe someone is going to emerge a la' Dontrell Willis. I am going to shorten my usual tirade at the end. For now on not cry over pilled milk. So for the last time who would be objecting to somelike say COLON pitching Saturday instead of this week's lotto drawing? Ok, it't out of my system.

White Sox fans, how do you spell relief? U-R-I-B-E

Can you believe Animal House is 25 years old?