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Why would you want to lose control of yourself like that? My comment was along the lines of locking your door, not flashing around $500 cash while leaving a bar, etc. There are basic steps to protect yourself from crime. Certainly people have left their doors open and flashed large amounts of money without incident. But why take the chances?

We need someone to send their military in to solve our gang problem. We've done it for other countries, someone should do it for us. Wouldn't Chinese armour carriers rolling through LA, Chicago, and NY be cool.

My most responded to Sports Bar thread ever. To celebrate I am going to throw dirt in my face and point a hair dryer full force into my face and pretend to be at a NASCAR event.

Chad Kreuter THE Chad Kreuter I do not remember him at all.

I like stealth. I think everyone should log in and not be added to active users.

Good reason to not get drunk. Is this called playing prisoner and prison guard :headshake

You need to start the answers at 10.

They are the Greatfull Dead only not as good musically, but they bathe

Hmmm, let's see how that would work. Steff runs around the field and players take turns trying to pull out the wedgie. Speeds, dodging ability, quick reflexes, endurance, yep, seems like a jolly good sport to me, when do we start

Pull out the Visa and go to I Hate Mimes I know it's an old bit but if mimes are arrested have they already used their right to remain silent?

What do you expect from a clown named "Spanky" Doh

My real question is does anyone get excited about wins per salary dollar? If we can win 84 games with a $35,000,000 payroll, the owners make $.02 and finish third in our division, would anyone be happy? Or would you rather the owner lose money for a season and we win a World Series?

I've heard of blood brothers, but this :headshake :puke

Actually, my guess is he would be our King starter. With him in the rotation, the Dominoes would fall and Garland would be #5. A lot of hitter do not want a pizza Colon when he is pitching well. Too bad we could not have given him a better shake. We would have an easier time to beat the Twinkees with a full rotation. Especially those sundae games. We all know he could put away those sliders.

Too bad the min is two. I was hoping to just list one

Just kidding buddy. Poll on

Don't be making fun of the guy who should be our #5 starter

I'm certain all the married couple with children will understand this next comment How do they find the privacy to have more than 1?

Damn, Nice to meet you Mr. Posada

It depends on what you are looking for. But you get the idea.

Chris, what's wrong with your leg

I'm a damn CAREholder and want a World Series Championship before I die. At the minimum, before the Cubs. On the other hand, please shop at Sears.

All this talk about money makes me sick. When was the last time you cheered a financial report? Hey Yankees, We Made More Money Than You! You Suck! Your EBIT Sucks! Our ROI on Nacho Cheese Kicks Ass! We are Zero Long Term Debt! Our Stadium Contract is Better than Yours! We switched the Geico and saved 23% on our insurance Who gives a s*** about JR's balance sheet? Put a damn Championship Team out there. Win a World Series. Don't bother me with finances. Either you have the tools and resources to win a World Series or sell the team to someone who does. When they start printing the standing by profit margins, I'll care. Until then the only thing I want from ownership is a World Series Championship. Anything less is just another bitter dissapointment.

I am battling my weight and it is so hard to avoid fast food.