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I am certain Ozzie will find a spot or two for him to play. I just hope his hitting doesn't get rusty facing Koch in practice

hence the first line

Hmmm, I may have to head to Starbucks, that's probably the best chance to find someone with a blue tooth enabled device

from the chisox.com web site What has been the biggest surprise so far this season? Frank Thomas' slow start Juan Uribe's fast start Solid starting pitching Closer uncertainty Konerko and Thomas attempting a stolen base

LMAO Did you save the links to the Amish porn sites for your return trip to PA?

Damn. Not only will I be blind with hairy palms, but I may be sterile

I thought it had something to do with paying taxes, homeland security, or IRS audits

you beat me to it, eh. You could go on a nice summer picnic

As insurance. I assume we'll see Uribe and Harris up the middle. I wonder if Oz automatically gives players back their starting spot after being on the DL?

men having sex with male animals would be wrong It was his first time in Lebanon, and in Lebanon, one does as the Lebanese do. He found himself a likely looking camel and began the courtship dance. Suddenly he realized everyone was laughing at him and his camel. Finally he could stand it no more and cried, "why?, why are you laughing at me?" The men stoped laughing, "but sir, you picked the ugly one!"

I guess you wouldn't have much toothing possibilities in Korea.

Wasn't that the root of the 9/11 problems? No one cared who hated us. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

The season started, I can't get all my news from Mariotti

I hear she is listed as day to day on the scouting report.

Steff is on the leading edge.

I just assume I am always in SL&P, isn't everyone

There was a Bowling for Dollars show on tv in Milwaukee with amatuers. LMAO

A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment. After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home. His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty pissed. "Where the hell have you been?!" "Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking chick there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her." "Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands are covered with powder and... "You liar!!! You went bowling again!!!"

I just did a google search for bowling jokes and discovered there is absolutely nothing funny about bowling or the people who try and make bowling funny. Someone took the time . . . :headshake

i quickly emailed ss2k4 to move. I was lost

What do you attribute your new found bowling success to?

Link First couple seen in bed during prime time TV? It is anatomically impossible for humans to lick their own elbow. The song "Strawberry Fields Forever" sung by the Beatles refers to an orphanage located in Liverpool. On Feb. 18, 1944 the Cinncinati Reds signed 15 year old Joe Nuxhall. For two years, during the 1970s, Mattel marketed a doll called "Growing Up Skipper". Her breasts grew when her arm was turned. And much much more

1997 was a very good year

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