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I don't envy you at all. They really aren't something to laugh at. A friend of mine developed them once when we were backpacking and about 12 miles from the trailhead. Fortunately they have new methods of breaking them up that do not involve castration.

Don't worry about it. I'm certain your powers will return soon.

Kidney stones!? Don't worry they'll pass. You need

It's time for the three stooges Steff I will share a drink with you . . .

You better share, anything you say will be better than what this group could come up with Steff, This time of year they are trying to fins a warm place to live and your house seems like a mice place for them. If you can find a tight squeeze place the cats can't get to (behind washer/dryer?) place a spring trap baited with some peanut butter. Don't be kind, kill the little flea carrying rodents. You may also want to get a snake, they love the mice as well. Just don't give the Mouse a Cookie

Don't bring the Sox into this

LMFAO, Damn, that's it; all my votes for funniest, goes to Ribbie, you crack me up.

Steff, notice the following is in green They warned me in college about sharing with anyone who was "doable"

You evil misquoter

August at the Cell, September in Dallas. working my vacation times.

I just realized one of the categories was Most Want to Share a Drink With and I would like to say I ain't drinking out of the same glass with any of you microbial cess pools of disease.

If you, SS2k4 and I are the three stooges then beastly and BEGOOD are Bevis and Butthead. Actually as I was looking at Ribbie's new sig Kenny, Who the hell are we picking up at the Airport? I realize his series of sigs should be in a soxtalk museum.

That could really work if it's a day game. It takes me between 8 and 10 hours to get to Dallas. It really depends on Austin and San Antonio traffic. 35 connects the center of Texas with a city ever 40 miles.

The check is in the mail

Oh, it's the governor. I thought it was Danny "BEGOOD" Ryan

MELBOURNE, Australia (AP) - A Canadian who screamed obscenities, punched a flight attendant in the stomach and urinated in the aisle after he was refused alcohol during a flight was jailed for three months Thursday. Elguiz Santana Canales Villatoro, 39, from Canada, became drunk and abusive four hours into a Cathay Pacific flight from Hong Kong to the southern Australian city of Melbourne on Dec. 3, prosecutors said Thursday. When cabin crew refused to serve him any more alcoholic drinks, Villatoro screamed obscenities and punched the seats in front of him, forcing flight attendants to relocate passengers, state prosecutor Daniel Caporale told Melbourne Magistrates Court. He then punched a flight attendant in the stomach, threw his shirt at a flight attendant's face and urinated in the aisle and against the toilet door, Caporale said. Villatoro, whose home town was not given, pleaded guilty to three charges of assault and one of behaving in an offensive manner. Magistrate Terry Wilson said Villatoro's behaviour had been "abominable" and "unforgivable" making the trip an "upsetting experience" for passengers and crew. Wilson told Villatoro he should have been aware, living in North America, of the fear his actions would cause "after what happened in New York where planes were used to inflict great misery on a lot of people."

After reading about the google bomb technique of linking miserable failure to George W, I got to thinking could we post enough links so that greatest baseball team links to here? Perhaps we we all posted it in our sigs for a few days.

Miserable Failure? Google Trick Says It's Bush By Richard J. Dalton Jr Staff Writer December 6, 2003 A search for the phrase "miserable failure" on the popular search engine Google brings up the biography of George W. Bush on the official White House Web site, in one of the more prominent search-engine manipulations with political overtones. The phrase appears nowhere in the bio. But computer users rigged the search engine results by posting the phrase on Web pages and linking it to the Bush bio, in a technique called Google bombing. "I thought it was absolutely one of the funniest ideas I've ever heard," said Don Waller, owner of Don Waller Interactive, a Web design company in Islip Terrace and a blogger who joined the prank in late October. "I just decided to jump in with it." "This is just one of those spontaneous things that a blogger will post something and other bloggers will say, 'This is a great idea.'" From Newsday

Instead of 20 different threads, could we try and keep today's news in one thread?

The July game won't work, I'll be out in West Texas camping. Maybe the September game will work. Isn't that Labor Day weekend?

You can turn off avatars and sigs in your control panel. And then turn them back on when you are home and it's your special time.

9/10 and 15/15 but I may have mispelled my answers here.

I'm Jim, but you can call me Alex BTW pa, if Heather reads your bowing to someones genetalia, she's going to be pissed.

Hmmm thinking the guy kicks my ass in Best to Add, now wants to meet me and rub it in in person . . . Cool. Dallas is about 400 miles from me, so it would need to be a weekend game. Maybe sox4lifeinpa could join us as well.

Gee Soxfest, you probably should have been nominated for the underated award.