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QUOTE (FlaSoxxJim @ Sep 9, 2009 -> 01:58 PM) We regularly see fish down here with a closely related isopod mouth parasite. I just had a fisherman bring one in for identification about two weeks ago. Wicked cool animals. X-actly why FlaSoxxJim is very weird.

QUOTE (son of a rude @ Sep 9, 2009 -> 05:08 PM) Ringo was the bread and butter of the beatles. He would always settle them down when they were fighting in the later days. Plus his drumming on the end and rain is amazing. OK, he was a peace maker. But seriously, he was the drummer. • How do you tell if the stage is level? The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth. • How can you tell a drummer's at the door? The knocking speeds up. • What's the last thing a drummer says in a band? "Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs? • What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend? Homeless. • How can you tell when a drummer's at the door? He doesn't know when to come in • What do Ginger Baker and black coffee have in common? They both suck without Cream. • How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart coulda done it. • How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they have a machine to do that now. • How can you tell when the drum riser is level? Drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth. • Why didn't the little drummer boy get into heaven? Because he woke the baby for Christ's sake! • What do you call a drummer with half a brain? Gifted. • What do you call a Drummer in a Volkswagen? Farfromthinken. • What does a drummer use for contraception? His personality.

QUOTE (Brian @ Sep 9, 2009 -> 02:24 PM) Only two things in Texas....

QUOTE (Brian @ Sep 9, 2009 -> 02:24 PM) Only two things in Texas....

QUOTE (Brian @ Sep 9, 2009 -> 02:24 PM) Only two things in Texas....

QUOTE (CanOfCorn @ Sep 9, 2009 -> 03:46 PM) No Billy Preston? Sgt. Peppers because that's what got me into the Beatles...and all of them because replace one and you might have yourself the Rutles. A very fair point. I think if you start with John and Paul, and they were far better balancing each other than solo, which is not to take away any of the solo stuff which is far better than most anything else, you would have something special. Then, I think george could be swapped and while the collective suffers, you would still have had a top 10 band all-time. Finally, Pete Best could have stayed on and easily replaced Ringo. OK, I say that half in jest to start something But seriously, what band can't you toss out the drummer and still have it work well? Genesis? Peter Gabriel was much better. The Who, Zep, they all survived drummer changes.

Keep our beaches clean

Better get an English dictionary of slang

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Sep 9, 2009 -> 02:02 PM) Of course I'm always jumping the gun. perhaps not this time

originally it said day

I live in Texas /thread

let the posts roll on

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Sep 9, 2009 -> 01:56 PM) Good point. Great post. Did we really want to flush 5 million dollars down the drain this year? Plus, we didn't have to, we had Fields

jim, thanks for keeping the dream of a 2,000 post count trhead alive

Actually my favorite Beatle is Pete Best.

f***in' A, the thread lives on!

If anyone wants to take a look beyond the jokes at intersexuality, the case I've read was a skier that was raised female, but chromosome testing proved she was a he, at least for the purposes of athletic competition. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erik_Schinegger

QUOTE (LosMediasBlancas @ Sep 4, 2009 -> 10:59 PM) If medical tests confirm that she has female genitalia and that she was born with them, what other types of tests could prove the opposite????? There are cases where the person in born with both sets.

Zero interest in post season curling, although I did see the North American championship a couple decades back at Exmoor Country Club

QUOTE (dasox24 @ Sep 5, 2009 -> 08:04 PM) My roommate 2 years ago peed in a girls bed one night (he pisses the bed when he drinks too much). Then they started dating for like a year. So you never know... For every S there is a M

Very true, at least that is what SS tells me

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Sep 8, 2009 -> 08:22 AM) How many speedy, plus defender, powerhitting outfielders are there? not on drugs? Or is that asking too much?

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

Quite a thread here.