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Or you could pull the Loria/Dolan/Pirates' trick and run the franchise into the ground, pilfer all the (revenue sharing) profits out of the team, pocket a HUGE capital gain by selling the team and then retire to the island of Milena. Or just buy Milena. Actually, I wouldn't retire. I would buy a minor league franchise (probably in the Midwest League), those are much more fun to operate. And that way you'd still be close enough to make it to quite a few Sox games in person. FYI, did anyone see where Frank McCourt didn't know where he "misplaced" the $2.5 million he got when the Dodgers' sale went through, and also professed unwareness of "dodgers.com"? Incredible. Arte Moreno must be laughing up a storm (just not at this season's results).

In all fairness, Crain has probably been their best pitcher down in the pen the last 3-4 months. He's nothing like the Crain who pitched for them in 08-09, that's for sure. Guerrier is really the weak link down there and the one who was torched, if anyone...along with Alexi Casilla and their infield defense.

http://www.weather.com The Twins have to start, in all likelihood, AAA journeyman Alex Burnett on Friday night against the Rangers. Perkins isn't eligible to be brought back up yet and the other main candidate just pitched in Rochester. FRI Alex Burnett/TBA versus D. Holland (2-2) SAT Pavano (not moving up one game to start on 3 day's rest) versus Colby Lewis SUN Blackburn (pitched one inning Thursday and took the loss) versus CJ Wilson MON Liriano versus O' Sullivan TUE Duensing (pitched two innings Thursday) versus Bullington WED Slowey (he's eligible to come off DL as early as Monday) versus Greinke Baker already has taken a cortisone show in the elbow and it looks like he'll miss at least one start, with Slowey likely rejoining the rotation. I bolded the games I thought the Twins would lose, so 3-3 for them. I'm going to be optimistic that we can take 2/3 from Boston (if we actually get all three games in) and 3/4 from Detroit. We all know how difficult DH's are to sweep for either team. If we went 5-2, we could get the lead down to 2 games, but more likely it will be 3 if the Sox can go 4-3 (keeping in mind last year when we were faced with a similar trip, we went 2-8 and were summarily knocked out of the race, so we've already done better than that by sweeping CLE). Remember, the Twins were 64-65 at this same time last year and still finished 11 games over .500. In fact, their low point in September was 7 games back and at one point they sported a 70-72 record (5 1/2 GB at that point). As long as we stay within 5 games and take 2/3 from Minnesota at home, we can still win this thing. Granted, a sweep would be great, but I'm just counting on two for now. Since Minnesota fans are already aligning their playoff rotation (Liriano, Pavano, Duensing) while it looks like Kubel might be out for awhile too, this is our chance to run down the Twins again when they're overconfident and already looking forward instead of in their rearview mirror. http://www.startribune.com/sports/twins/bl...L7PQLanchO7DiUr That huge bullpen mistake by Gardenhire might prove to be the undoing of their season. At the least, it forces them to start someone they never imagined would take the bump for them in 2010 and makes them look like idiots for not bringing up more relief pitchers when the rosters expanded. Crain must be sore after pitching 3 in a row and 40 pitches last night (probably won't pitch until Saturday but most likely Sunday), Capps was sore and held out last night, Fuentes has a sore back, Guerrier got rocked, it's looking doable. Plus we get Thornton back to go with Sale, so we now have two relievers.

http://www.weather.com/ More like Return of the Hurricane... Looks like we won't be playing unless it's Friday morning or late Saturday night.

As Robert E. Lee and Dr. Robert Oppenheimer said, "Even piranha packs can be swallowed whole by a motivated Manny Ramirez playing for a new contract."

I thought Greg would pick Ozzie Guillen. Actually, when I was in grad school, it would have been Kenny Williams. Since then, I would prefer Director of Community Relations (Christine O'Reilly) since you can really see all the good that professional athletes can do "behind the scenes" to help, everything from "Make A Wish" type hospital visits to kids with terminal illnesses to more substantive projects like the Pepsi Community/Block grant one that all the MLB teams applied to win the funds for. You really see the best and worst of professional athletes in this area...fortunately, even in this day and time, MOST are very gracious and generous with their time. I know this is one area that JR really is proud of, compared to other franchises. Being Brooks Boyer would also be a HUGE challenge and interesting, although that job would probably have a lot less job security than Director of Comm. Relations.

Machete is definitely better than Expendables...although not recommended as a date movie or for the faint of heart. I'm not sure I'd greenlight a sequel though, Danny Trejo's acting is about as one dimensional as Zac Efron's or Freddie Prinze, Jr., and that's not saying much. Maybe it's the "hot chic" factor, lol. Michelle Rodriguez has really gotten into good shape, and Jessica Alba's always cute, although I found her character to be hopelessly naive and impossible to believe. Between Seagal in Machete and the cast of Expendables, I think all the bases have been covered this month except for Jean Claude Van Damme and Chuck Norris.

It's over. Let's hope this is the turning point and the Rangers can take advantage of pitching issues and take 2/3.

bad back for Fuentes, like Thome.... interestingly, Thome has 6 homers in 65 AB's this season (now 66) against lefties, including the one off Matty And Minnesota's park is like PetCo and Seattle as far as homers...unbelieveable game. 36 pitches now for Valverde.

Use Valverde for 3 innings and lose him for the weekend or try Daniel Schlereth for his first major league save?

Gerald Laird? REALLY?

DAMN Piranhas again....Tolbert follows in the tradition along with Punto.

QUOTE (CWSOX45 @ Sep 2, 2010 -> 11:33 PM) I'm sure they'll bring in a position player, someone like Matt Tolbert will pitch 7 scoreless innings in relief with 8 ks. The possibilities are endless with this club, it really is unreal. Almost as unreal was if Pablo Ozuna would have pitched in the World Series instead of Buehrle. It's Schlereth or a starter for the Tigers next. Tigers with 15 LOB, Minnie with 9 so far.

At least I get to watch Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez in one hour...I'll just assume the loss and go to see MACHETE.

I hope they have to use Blackburn or concede the game at some point...they're not going to use Capps.

QUOTE (fathom @ Sep 2, 2010 -> 11:22 PM) Seriously, Ramon Santiago must have quite the envelope full of cash sitting in his locker room from the Twins. He must be a member of the Pakistani cricket team. 7 double play balls tonight blown, the Verlander/Rhymes one leading to 3 unearned runs in the 5th.

I hope Joe West never gets to eat dinner because every restaurant is closed and he gets a severe case of gastritis and/or the couple next to his hotel room bangs their bed against his wall all night long.

Tigers just booted two double plays in a row. Unreal.

Goodbye game-ending double play. Thanks INGE. Great. INGE=TEAHEN, lol

Overrated! Mauer K's on 3 fastballs in a row? I think he only struck out one time his entire high school career...

This is almost getting to be more upsetting than a 2nd half of the season White Sox game with the way it's heading... Joe Mauer double play ball please.

Dad-gummit... Odds of this run not scoring? 10%? What the heck is it with the strike zone now? That's ridiculous.

QUOTE (CWSOX45 @ Sep 2, 2010 -> 11:11 PM) Glen Perkins? Jeff Manship? Blackburn just came back too, but he pitched so well I don't think they're concerned about him for the moment.

QUOTE (fathom @ Sep 2, 2010 -> 11:09 PM) Really bad decision to pitch Duensing here. Just not worth it, especially when you're up 4 games and you have the health of Baker in question. This is his normal throwing day...but you can be sure this his start against the Rangers this weekend will be under the microscope.

Raburn is the best hitter on the Tigers now after Cabrera and Jackson. Peralta was really out at 1B...thankfully we get the break there, and the Twins' bullpen has been decimated. Crain threw 40, Capps wasn't available due to overuse, Fuentes has a back problem and the Twins decided not to call up any pitchers from Rochester.