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Only saw Kloess briefly, but I wasn't blown away by his stuff. Didn't get his velocity either, sorry guys.

Marty does sound like Cowley, based on the e-mails I've gotten in response to something I wrote to him. E-mails that consist of me calling him a lot of unpleasant things.

Lastings Milledge elected free agency.

Lastings Milledge elected free agency.

Hazel Mae's leaving MLB Network to go back to Rogers Sportsnet. Lame. She's also married to former AAAA player Kevin Barker.

Simmons

The good news, Peter King will be distraught, but will still yap incessantly about coffee. The bad news, the Red Sox will go nuts this offseason trying to acquire pitching and patch up their offensive holes. They'll throw 10 players at Seattle trying to trade for Felix Hernandez and maybe go after C.J. Wilson and C.C. Sabathia if he opts out. Plus, Jacoby Ellsbury will get busted for HGH.

QUOTE (Harry Chappas @ Sep 29, 2011 -> 11:17 AM) All I can say was from 9:30 until 11:30 last night WOW! The MLB Network is so well run it is sick. It seemed like they were commercial free for about an hour and there was no puff or crap real good honest analysis. They appear very unbiased which is great. As opposed to ESPN, who seem to be an extension of NESN.

QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Sep 28, 2011 -> 11:22 PM) The Red Sox fans will surely claim that NY threw it. And good call on Andino being Dent. Not the Yankees fault, Boston shouldn't have been in that spot.

QUOTE (Thunderbolt @ Sep 28, 2011 -> 11:14 PM) I think Dan Shaughnessy may have just hung himself and somewhere Bill Simmons just set down at a typerwriter with drool hanging from his lips. I think the world we better off that way. Simmons may be a joke, but he's less punchable.

Scott Procter would've given up a homer eventually, what was he in, his 4th inning?

BEST. NIGHT. EVER.

QUOTE (Athomeboy_2000 @ Sep 28, 2011 -> 02:39 PM) Could be worse... he could be the GM. On the other hand...

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Sep 27, 2011 -> 02:34 PM) No one else enjoys the irony of getting a player back who can legitimately be called "Ozzie"? I do. Plus, it seems like KW was lazy and picked two guys whose names were listed together alphabetically.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Sep 27, 2011 -> 02:37 PM) Nah, with Guillen's ego, he probably has to be the only Ozzie in the franchise. Ozzie Lewis and Ozzie Chavez were in the system for part of this past season.

Cheers!

QUOTE (flippedoutpunk @ Sep 26, 2011 -> 11:15 PM) more apps like plenty of fish. basically get tons of womens in your respective area to send you nudie photos before you even get to date them. Al Bundy's dream. You're going to Tuscaloosa, you won't need an app, just beer.

Pibb finder.

Nonplussed.

QUOTE (Soxfest @ Sep 26, 2011 -> 11:02 PM) That would have me stop reading the article right there. On MLB Network.

QUOTE (fathom @ Sep 26, 2011 -> 11:01 PM) Did he say Rogers is leaving? No, but he said it with a straight face.

Tiburones? New Marlins nickname?

Phil Rogers just said that Walker has been successful as a hitting coach.

I'll guess Yelich and Skipworth.

QUOTE (Soxfest @ Sep 26, 2011 -> 10:08 PM) Hopefully that means Sox will get what they want from Florida once season ends.............Sox just raised the price of poker and I like it. Maybe Morrison is back in the picture?