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Saving the day from all of that poop.

It’s better than repetitively saying, “poop” for months on end. They call that growth. ?

That’s absolutely fucking astoundingly INSANE.

For @Donny Lucy's Avocado Farm Feel free to talk about peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and other random whatever’s herein.

I got you…

Dudes a good guy and a smart fan. ⬆️ Poop on you if you think otherwise. ?

They need AT LEAST one everyday player in the outfield. Vaughn + Colas + FA + Eloy ( DH ) > Abreu + Sheets + Pollock + Vaughn

Oh I totally agree with ya man… more so was just saying it’s too early to be awake. Same in my case… woke up sans alarm at 5:21 and had gone to sleep around 1:30. What the f***.

Go back to sleep brother.

I get it. Got it before it happened. Still want to puke though.

Oh really now. Asshats.

Jose Abreu at his Astros press conference: “The #WhiteSox did make me an offer. It was a really good offer, but I think we’ll leave it there.”

Yea… and… yawn. ? JR.

Interesting!!! I know nothing of Castro.

Whatda they say about great minds?

The timing of this is surely no coincidence. ?

Yup

Yea I know… still don’t think we’d beat the field so it’s unwhitesox like.

That would be unwhitesox like… and dope. Prefer the latter of course.

What’s the deal here? I’m dumb.

Whys that? I’m sure he told Abreu they weren’t resigning him.

Jose Abreu’s Cowboy Hat?

Yup

He’s gonna hit 42 bombs next year.

I just puked on top of my puke.