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Big time. Let’s ambush the fuck.

I was going to post an image of this… however, it would have disrupted the pregame quantum mechanics which are already leading us to victory.

Truth.

You give me far too much credit.

Yea, Dave got shut down that time.

It should also be known that I never have taken a standardized test outside of grade school - so… yea.

65th percentile seems pretty pedestrian.

Fuck yea.

So below average?

His starter gave up 5?

Don’t you mean he rates as below average?

Better

So… game started 5 hours ago. Did we win or what?

Muck the Lastros.

Patience patience patience patience.

Or you could invite her to watch the game and learn a lot from drop.

Don’t make me voodoo doll him.

Can it be tomorrow already… please?

It must be said: Welcome to Soxtalk!

I think Rodon is amped and scathing to be let out of the cage like a rabid dog.

Said beer would be poured on your head right after you bought it… thanks for the offer though.

Bang bang bang.

Being that you’re not from around these parts, don’t take it to heart - I’m just a complete jackass who usually posts one word responses generally comprised of “poop”. With that said - go away. Many appreciate and encourage outside fan base participation here which is great… but we have serious work to do in here which includes voodoo dolls and photographs of canines. So put up some dog pictures or take your insightful well composed baseball focused insights and put them in a trash can.