hi8is

I get it. Got it before it happened. Still want to puke though.

Oh really now. Asshats.

Jose Abreu at his Astros press conference: “The #WhiteSox did make me an offer. It was a really good offer, but I think we’ll leave it there.”

Yea… and… yawn. ? JR.

Interesting!!! I know nothing of Castro.

Whatda they say about great minds?

The timing of this is surely no coincidence. ?

Yup

Yea I know… still don’t think we’d beat the field so it’s unwhitesox like.

That would be unwhitesox like… and dope. Prefer the latter of course.

What’s the deal here? I’m dumb.

Whys that? I’m sure he told Abreu they weren’t resigning him.

Jose Abreu’s Cowboy Hat?

Yup

He’s gonna hit 42 bombs next year.

I just puked on top of my puke.

Huh - didn’t know he’s had two Tommy John’s.

Right ?

Probably with a club option at 12 and a 2 buyout

Similar I think.

Sea

Dudes still a wanker.

Fucking puke on top of puke on top of puke after I puked up the puke in my mouth.

“Mashed potatoes are best with gravy.”

Si