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I call upon the great force of Yoda for this one!

Chalk that one up to this guy.... 1 Down.... 5 More to go. Who's next, Buddha?

QUOTE (Soxfest @ Sep 10, 2010 -> 07:09 PM) Sox sweep KC and 2 out of 3 from MINN! No.No.No. That is not 6 - 0

QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Sep 10, 2010 -> 05:21 PM) I'll start by saying that I already believe this season to be over. Even if I didn't, the White Sox would still NEED to sweep the Twins series to have a chance. Gaining one game against them wouldn't be enough. Even though failing to sweep wouldn't mathematically eliminate them, I can't see how anyone doesn't understand that a sweep is entirely necessary. Entire necessity indeed.

Please, Jesus... Buddha.... Allah.... Krishnia... Jehovah.... Lao Tuz.... Santa Claus... Chewbacca... Rowdy Roddy Piper.... Flying Spaghetti Monster and every other god in the book. Please let the white sox sweep the next two series and let the twins get swept in their next two series.

QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Sep 9, 2010 -> 12:02 AM) Hell, if they make the playoffs and we don't, I would like them to win it all. Rooting for the Twins sure would be ODD

I'm just praying for Royal Glory.

QUOTE (Jenks Heat @ Sep 8, 2010 -> 09:44 PM) I love that when people talk about injuries Jake Peavy seems to not come up in the conversation. Peavy got hurt?????!!!!! WHAT???!?!?!?!?!!?!???

QUOTE (Jerksticks @ Sep 8, 2010 -> 08:50 PM) Whoa there, it's your tone; it's the wrong tone. When, during any of this pile of generalizations, was the condescending, high school tone necessary? I never liked Thome, you apparently did. In fact, I grew up disliking him on the Indians; you apparently didn't mind him those years. So he hit a few nice homeruns for the Sox over a pointless 4 years did he? Good for him. Good.....for........him (slow, sarcastic clap). I swear some of you act like Jim was Mr. White Sox; Mr. homegrown, glad to be home, king of the South Side. That's Buehrle, Konerko, Baines, Thomas territory that he has no business being in the same discussions with. He grew up a cub fan, played forever on the Indians, co-founder of CWS Corpseball, played on 4 meaningless Sox teams that didn't accomplish dick. What's the big deal? I don't think Thome was the missing piece this year; the first 2 months were. We disagree; why give your arguments that personal attack feel, man? I'm not understanding that avenue. I, personally, just love, your use of the, English literary device which is, the comma. Not to be forgotten, is your use of it's cousin, the simi-colon; which is also amazing.

QUOTE (greg775 @ Sep 8, 2010 -> 08:33 PM) It is pretty sad. It's like we gave them our best shot and they still knocked us to the canvas.

QUOTE (JoeCoolMan24 @ Sep 8, 2010 -> 03:28 AM) Only when I can. We're best of friends then. Btw: The Twins = Little People

QUOTE (JoeCoolMan24 @ Sep 8, 2010 -> 03:08 AM) Let's just be friends again. Do you poop on little people?

QUOTE (JoeCoolMan24 @ Sep 8, 2010 -> 02:54 AM) Oh ok cool, thanks. Yeah, I wasn't being sarcastic or anything. Glad to have your assistance. I wasn't being sarcastic either.

QUOTE (JoeCoolMan24 @ Sep 8, 2010 -> 02:28 AM) Teahan and Moral must be new players. I've never heard of them.... No, there not new players - you just clearly can't recognize the obvious... Tehan = Teahan Morel = Moral

I say we just win instead. 3 come from behind unbelievable type wins in a row - sign me up.

QUOTE (greg775 @ Sep 7, 2010 -> 10:49 PM) I didn't think it was offensive either. Just didn't want to see those two guys. I thought it was gross more than politically incorrect. If you can find a pix of two women doing that, more power to ya. But wouldn't that be seen as a compliment to the Twins? =P

QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Sep 7, 2010 -> 12:30 PM) I'm not one to get offended easily, but even I was thinking that picture was unnecessary. Plus, I really didn't want to look at it over and over again. Yea, true that =)

QUOTE (southsidepride15 @ Sep 7, 2010 -> 07:10 PM) ^ what he said I think I get it now... Violence = Good avenue to ridicule the Twins Sexuality = Bad avenue to ridicule the Twins

It's all good - we're winning the Central. Die twins die.

QUOTE (bigruss22 @ Sep 7, 2010 -> 01:17 AM) Just curious, why do they have to be the Gay Twins? Its really demeaning to all homosexuals out there and really uncreative. Ohhhh - that's what is offensive! Doh, I guess I'm stuck in 3rd grade. Back to the drawing board.

Don't we pretty much always mash against zoolander?