hi8is

i eat poop on tuesdays and s*** on fridays.

smart people.

you are correct sir, the mlb white sox board is hog wash and i eat poop... watch out for it.

QUOTE(TLAK @ Oct 24, 2005 -> 10:51 PM) But EE Cummings is no Hi8is. muiauhahahha

QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Oct 24, 2005 -> 10:31 PM) People! Spell check! Grammar check! Let's not send e-mails to national news sources that are riddled with grammatical mistakes! Let's show the world how smart Sox fans are by always using proper spelling and grammar!!!!!! ee cummings didnt use proper puncuation... neither do i =P

after reading that crap, i decided to email him "from: trevor caesar in castaic, calif. jay, i just wanted to send you a quick note to let you know how entertaining your articles and segments on around the horn have been. at the beginning of spring training, i just thought you were a tool. then, the all star break came and passed. now we find ourselves in october and believe it or not, i don't think your a tool any longer. now i know your a tool. no worries thou, i'm a tool just as much as you are and i envy that you get paid for it while i sit here at home emailing you. oh wait, i almost forgot the white sox are in the series. that's right, i have no reason to be down about baseball or its clown columnist. keep on writing those wonderful articles of enlightenment mariotti... keep on sacrificing logic and reason for the all-mighty dollar. thank you kindy, a friend on the west coast"

duuuhhhhh what is this game you call baseball? uhhhhh im a moron. look at me, i can talk on the radio!

hahaaha check it out

QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Oct 24, 2005 -> 05:47 AM) I remember earlier in the year, he bounced every curve ball for like 2 games straight, so maybe he's afraid of a costly wild pitch. As long as he mixes in the hook and keeps it high and keeps the fastball high as well, he should be fine. I'm drunk and repeating myself and I'm drunk..

it seems that is only "highlights" on that dvd from the mlb page which "will exceed 60 minutes"

when i wake up tomarrow for work, at least ill know ive had great dreams because this s*** is not only BANANAS, its un real.

but its deffinatly gonna get under way on time and be played out?

whats the weather looking like fellas?

QUOTE(Greg The Bull Luzinski @ Oct 23, 2005 -> 08:33 PM) It is devastating that he has had one too many at-bats for me. that is indeed a great manson quote.

slowst 3 hours ever

ive been waiting for this for years and the next 3 hours will be the slowest 3 hours in my life.

there accually might be one relief pitcher left off for another bat off the bench. ive heard a possible hermanson for gload swap if herrmys back inst up to pitching par.

we should all photoshop in our own versions of what they are saying i will do this when i get home and have photoshop skillz avalible =P

QUOTE(witesoxfan @ Oct 20, 2005 -> 07:12 AM) And this pops up out of nowhere naw, on one of those links that shows oswalts stats, it lists guerreo as on our team. when did we pick him up?

QUOTE(Rowand44 @ Oct 20, 2005 -> 06:23 AM) True Story. dude, ive told you before, dont say stuff like that man. you might scare them all away. youve got to let them stay a while.. at least until they realise how f***ing completely insane i am.... its more fun for me to eat them when i know theyve come to find im a wack job. GO

hop on poop!

i didnt know we had signed Wilton Alvaro Guerrero

be(a)ware..... i eat poop. that is all.

i Frank Thomas

A: How did you feel about Contreras before the All-Star Break? since we traded for him i was estatic, ive always followed him and thought he had all the peices to be an amazing pitcher. ive backed him up since day one. for example, after a spring training start i saw in which he gave up 8 ER in 3 IP, i made it a point the next day to find him... shake his hand... say, "you pitched good yesterday jose, it will all come together this year" B: Do you think the Sox will view Contreras as a valuable part of the team after the season is over? obviously C: Do you think Contreras will be trade bait after the season is over? hell no D: Do you want Contreras to be trade bait after the season? hell no E: Do you feel that Contreras could sustain this type of success, or do you think Cooper has caught the proverbial "Lightning in a bottle"? sustain and improve. F: Did you think that Contreras was worth his contract when he was acquired? hell yes. G: Do you think that Contreras is worth his contract now? hell yes.