DonkeyKongerko

There's blue, purple and green spots all over the screen. Is anyone else getting that?

Top of 1st Roberts singled to center. Roberts stole second, to third on error by Alomar. Mora singled to left, Roberts scored. Tejada grounded into 5-4-3 double play. Palmeiro fouled out to third. Mid 1st, 1-0 Baltimore

Man I am getting terrible pitch quality. I can do PBP.

I really like to see Carlos batting 2nd. Let's hope that gets him back to the approach he had last season.

You Gotta See This!

I think Minnesota will have trouble with Schoeneweis as most of the league has this year. I am happy to be going Saturday but I'm not too confident in the way Esteban's been throwing lately.

Someone should tell the players they could create an alias like "FrankThomas" and we would never believe they are a player. Some guy on the EA boards had like 30 people convinced he was Carlos Delgado and played MVP alot. Funny stuff.

15 consecutive?? Jeez. Anyone remember that Rafael Palmeiro at-bat vs. Buehrle last year?

Hold those moving plans... http://www.tampatrib.com/MGAFHR786UD.html

Jeez I can't remember anyone calling Kansas City "bad" last year besides people on this site. They were one of the luckiest teams evar.

::Sniffles:: and it seems like only yesterday I knew him as abozichiu. Congratulations aboz our newest dictator administrator.

Ahh they were showing that on some Sportscenter segment not too long ago. Most blood I've ever seen in a sporting event.

You should have a great time as long as Debbie Downer isn't going with you.

The deal with security is that everything you do is being sent over the open. It's not very hard to setup a sniffer and read whatever is going on over the radio waves. So people can pull stuff like credit card numbers and what-not at will.

Security is a pretty big concern with wireless networks of that size. I think there will always be some need for wired connections until we can eliminate that problem. For Weltall: "How are you guys gonna handle security with that?"

Simpsons Road Rage

!!!! I like this deal. I look forward to our future meetings this season.

How many of their starting nine are under age 30? Randy Winn? Just checked, looks like Randy Winn is a spring chicken at age 29.

You sound sick to me. Are you sure you aren't coming down with something?

Ozzie ain't gonna let the piss-ant media around here tell the story they WANT to tell. He is gonna tell them the f***in truth at let the people decide whether he is doing a good job. I look forward to more outbursts as long as they are well-timed and not tasteless (like KW overturning tables).

Also, isn't there WATER in the atmosphere of earth? Or didn't it RAIN on some of the aliens?? How stupid were these creatures?? And how can oxygen/hydrogen kill them yet they breathe oxygen I'm assuming?? Just airing out some long-repressed disappointment with the movie.

NAME W L ERA AP ST CG GF SO SV IP H R ER HR BB SO WP Daniel Cabrera 0 1 2.63 5 5 0 0 0 0 27.1 11 10 8 1 12 35 1 Supposedly there is some flailing in his delivery that can make him tough to hit. Sounds like he can also be wild at times. These numbers are really too small a sample size to determine anything.

I am already a fan of Carson Daly but I will tune in.

I've always been curious in these videos that there seems to be little struggle between captive and captor. Is it because the hostage has been drugged or beaten into submission or is he simply resigned to the fact that his life is no longer in his control? As for blood spray, there is no guarantee of such a thing from a slow decapitation except in Hollywood. The 11 hour time indexing thing is curious but to be the skeptics' skeptic, why would the US government give us doubts about the video's authenticity if they wanted us to believe it?

It's all about starting pitching. Us and Minnesota are the only teams in this division with anything resembling a major league staff. Cleveland may join us in a couple years.