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Bases loaded walk. Drew makes me Smyly.

Good job, Cespedes.

And Prince with a defensive mistake. God, this team is hilarious to watch on defense.

HAHAHAHA! Austin Jackson can't catch a line drive right at him, 2-run triple!

Viciedo, AJ, and Dunn all destroy Chen. Let's hope they continue that tonight.

Sony is coming out with an EVEN THINNER PS3. I think it's called PS3 Bulimic

QUOTE (chw42 @ Sep 18, 2012 -> 10:25 PM) Wow, you ninja'd me there. Yeah, seriously. 1 word way from posting the exact post........curious.....very curious....

Magic # down to lucky number 13!

QUOTE (flippedoutpunk @ Sep 18, 2012 -> 03:43 PM) Bottom line is the bears locker room is in shambles, and they shan't win another game this season. In other news the Chicago fire look promising. Even despite one of their players dating Lady Gaga.

QUOTE (justBLAZE @ Sep 18, 2012 -> 01:41 AM) And Philly won by 1 point. Your second week pick lost. You're livin on a edge there bud. Upsets happen, I'm sure when you picked NE you didn't think that game is going to come down to Gostkowski potentially winning in on a field goal. You picked NE (like half the world did) because they were playing a weak AZ team and you thought it's gonna be a cake walk. Oh man, I was sweating that Philly game out, but getting that win provided some real great value. I was considering Houston in Week 1, but I had plans for them in the later weeks.

Well, as I expected, Lupe said in an interview today that when he said "Lupe was dead", he meant that alter ego and potentially rap music for him. He will still do songs for SndClash, and still do stuff for Japanese Cartoon, but he said he is done with rap after F&L2TGARA: Part 1, F&L2TGARA: Part 2, and apparently a CD called "Skulls" that he is already working on. So 3 more rap CDs, and then he said if he ever does rap again, it won't be commercially and it will be on his own time.

LOL. The inferences being made here are quite hilarious. You just can't help yourselves.

QUOTE (SnB @ Sep 18, 2012 -> 09:30 AM) That's what you get for still watching weeds. I wanted to see how it all ended. A 28 minute show once a week was no big commitment. They gave me 4 real solid seasons, and a couple mediocre ones, I wanted to see how it played out.

I met a gin-soaked barroom queen in Memphis She had a moist vagina she took the midnight train going anywhere I said train kept a-rollin' all night long Train kept a-rollin' all night long Train kept a-rollin' all night long Train kept a-rollin' all night long With a heave and a ho Well don't you know that's the sound of the men working on the chain gang Oh, Oh, these chains of love got a hold on me, yeah. One of these mornings the chain is gonna break Chain, chain, chain (Chain...chain...chain..) Chain of fools! Wise Men say only fools rush in You got no money, you got no car, you got no woman, and there you are Sittin' downtown in a railway station, one toke over the line I don't get angry when my Mom smokes pot, Hits the bottle and goes right to the rock She's so high, like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc or Aphrodite Dear mother can you hear me laughing? Mama, I just killed a man A bullet had found him, His blood ran as he cried, No money could save him , So he laid down and he died "Where'd ya get the gun, John?" Told him take off all his clothes and put your penis next to mine And the Bulge in my big big big big big big big big big big big big big big BIG Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis. Swingin' to the drums, swingin' to guitar, swingin' to the bass in the back of my car Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm, Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm It's like candy, I can feel it when you walk, even when you talk it takes over me Tequila Truck on down to the candy store, Bust your konk on peppermint candy Standing on the corner with a piece of pizza, Eat To The Beat Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Like a rock, standing arrow straight I wish I was anything but a rock. Heck, I'd even like to be a policeman . Mama, Mama. Someone said they made some noise, the cops have shot some girls and boys. Police and thieves in the street, scaring the nation with their guns and ammunition. Take me home, take me home, ooh baby let's get outta here. They got the guns but we got the numbers, gonna' win, yeah we're taking over. Tell all the folks in Russia and China too I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world I'm gonna sell my house in town and I'll be there. To shine in your Japan, to sparkle in your China, yes I'll be there. Everyone around me is a total stranger, everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger I told her dealer I was broke, he hired a camera man. We did a porno film for coke, I hear I'm big in Japan Hot sweet cherries on the vine Hey little apple blossom, what seems to be the problem? Worries, worries pile up on my head, Woe is me I should have stayed in bed. This is my penis song. I wish that I had a bigger shlong And I'm crazy for you Pink Thing. You make me want to laugh, you make me want to cry. When I stroke your head I feel a hundred heartbeats high. This is the song that never ends need a new song; I'll set the words up so they tear right at your soul I cried when I wrote this song. Sue me if I play too long Playin' with the Queen of Hearts, knowing it ain't really smart Don't ya draw the Queen of Diamonds, boy. She'll beat you if she's able. Yes I played the King of Hearts. Put my cards out on the table. Your black cards can bring you money so you hide them when you're able A case of aces done up loose for dealing. A piece of island cooling in the sea. I take a look at my enormous penis, and my troubles start a-meltin' away

QUOTE (DrunkBomber @ Sep 18, 2012 -> 12:58 AM) I think he was talking about how you said you already had your picks mapped out. I don't see how that's a problem at all. I submit them one week at a time, obviously I can change them leading up to each game, but since you can only pick a team once per season, you need to stratigize when is the right time to pick a certain team. I picked Philly in Week 1 because that, to me, was their most obvious win and now I don't have to use them the rest of the year.

QUOTE (iamshack @ Sep 17, 2012 -> 05:22 PM) That is precisely how you lose in survival pools. How? By being confident? Enlighten us, please.

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Sep 17, 2012 -> 05:19 PM) I'm actually without words as to the level of "silly" it is to say a kicker cost you $5500 when you lose a survivor pool in week 2. Yeah, that'd be really silly to say. Let me know when someone says that though, I'd love to attack them.

QUOTE (Soxbadger @ Sep 17, 2012 -> 09:35 PM) Manny ended up in Mob Doctor. Glad I didnt see this before Boardwalk. Was it good? It looked interesting, and it had Michael Rapaport in it.

QUOTE (Y2HH @ Sep 17, 2012 -> 06:49 PM) I don't like ignoring people, I'd rather hear what you have to say, so long as it's something worth being said. I know another viable option, stop beating a dead horse in your stupid anti-Apple crap and attempt to contribute to the conversation of technology instead of acting like a douche over and over. Your beef should be w/ the people writing the satirical articles then, not the person who posts them. I didn't write those hilarious pieces. Bottom line, it's not going to end, so may as well just give up now. http://www.theonion.com/articles/apple-cla...-term-pod,8230/

QUOTE (Y2HH @ Sep 17, 2012 -> 04:46 PM) You can buy shares of Apple on the stock market -- aka -- being an owner. Not to mention, you're anti-Apple posts aren't satirical, either, you're simply trying to misrepresent them as such now that you've gotten a lot of backlash. You're Apple posts are either serious or meant to outright annoy/troll, and the issue with that is this is meant to be a serious technology discussion thread, not a "joke" thread. It would be different if you did it once or twice, for a laugh, but you don't...the ONLY thing you contribute to this thread is "feed the troll" type posts. After a while, it's become annoying. Why don't you start a Apple Satire thread that you can post in and read by yourself instead of ruining this one? Why don't you just ignore the funny articles I post instead of beating a dead horse over and over again? Or just put me on the ignore list? Both are perfectly viable options.

Try the Veal! Try the Veal! Dude is nasty to LHers

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Sep 17, 2012 -> 10:36 AM) LOL. You lost in week 2 of a survivor pool. Week 2. And yet Gostkowski cost you $5,500. It's not like it was week 15. I didn't say he cost me $5500, I said POTENTIALLY. I have the whole season mapped out w/ my picks, I was pretty damn confident. It's possible that shank of a kick cost me $5500.

Ok, woah, woah woah......I am watching the series finale of Weeds right now, and I just had to stop it for a moment. HOW THE HELL was Frank Thomas a disappointment? For those who haven't seen, or don't watch Weeds, one of the characters (albeit, a drunkard) just said.... "I sold 4 Frank Thomas rookie cards for a fortune to some little Japanese f***er. The guy must have been out of his mind to pay what he did for The Big f***ing Hurt. I mean, the guy was a solid .300 career hitter, but a real disappointment when you think about it." UMMMM WHAT!?!!? You bring my team, and my guy in to the show and you TRASH him! I hate you Kenji.

QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Sep 17, 2012 -> 01:27 PM) link That's pretty cool, but I'd hardly call .340 OBP for a leadoff hitter as "solid". Semantics, I know, but he needs to be .360+, .375+ would be sexy.

You can put me on your ignore list if you want, it's not going to ruin my day.