"Barry was done once he [Tejada] hit four....then he hit nine more......................Tejada with 15 in one round." -- Chris Berman
I don't think he can do first grade math...
Use Patterson as RF/LF. Manny needs days off, as does Trot. Trot has been hurt, and Ortiz could go to 1B and Manny DH for some games. The Red Sox were going ofter Beltran, and seemingly could use another OF.
Bobby Hill is actually pretty solid. The Pirates couldn't afford everyone last season. They already got Randall Simon back, and Aramis Ramirez was a headcase there. He was also expensive for a team with the payroll of a small Dunkin' Dounts store.