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1-1 Jesus, Maggs, hit the f***ing cut-off man.

I don't think I'd care unless she snapped, stole a golf cart and started mowing down those wrinkly, old motherf***ers. Then maybe I'd watch golf. Maybe.

I thought I felt a breeze.

Hahahaha.

When you're there, make sure they platoon you as far from a working computer as possible.

Yes, her husband may never come back, but neither will that regular income he provided. Or is she just supposed to live off the generosity of others? Again?

Don't take a splinter out of someone's eye when you have a log jammed in one of your own.

I would consider him unlucky had he taken proper safety precautions; even the most basic of which to go with someone else and let someone back at home know where you're going and how long you expect to be gone. Had he done this and still had to break his arm because his partner got eaten by a bear and his friend who he told where he was going got hit by a car, then I would say, well that's just unlucky. Precautions can really sway luck to or against you.

If the Sox can put some runs up for Buehrle, all will be well.

I'd rather be a pussy with two arms than a moron "of steel" with one. And no, roman, despite what you I'm sure you like to believe, I'm not "pissed" or "jealous" of One-Arm McGee.

He's an idiot for going out alone and not telling anyone where he went and how long he expected to be gone. Hiking 101.

Hey, apu, who is that in your sig? Nicola Sacco and Bartolomeo Vanzetti?

Both Comiskeys... Too young to remember the first, all I remember was the paint on my seat was chipping and you could see like 6 different layer of color on it, I think... U.S. Cellular Field, love the place. Wrigley... Ugh, what a terrible stadium. Need a midget sitting in front of you or else you can't see the lower 1/2 of your view and those damn poles are everywhere. Not to mention the place reeks of piss and is falling apart. What a piece of s***. Throw in the "fans" and you've got yourself one f***ing terrible place to watch baseball. Fenway... Horrible... My damn seat didn't even face the god damn infield. Another "classic" ballpark that sucks royally. County Stadium... Ehh, it was all right Busch Stadium... Really f***ing hot, I mean it had to have been like 100 degrees in the place and there's no breeze. That, and the parking lot is terrible because it just spills out on a street, no light or nothing. But I'm a quasi-Cardinal fan (my NL team), so it wasn't all bad. Camden Yards... If you don't like the upper deck at "The Cell," you'll hate this place. MINOR LEAGUES... Alexian Field (Schaumburg Flyers)... Nice place, first row seat sucks because its about 3 feet below the playing level, which just seems weird to me. Joliet Stadium (Joliet Jackhammers)... NICE place Whever the KC Cougars play... Nothing good, nothing bad. Parking lot is rocks, if anyone cares. O'Brien Field (Peoria Chiefs)... Another very nice place to catch baseball I think that's it.

They have people up there who will take your food orders so you don't have to move, they are pretty good seats; whenever my aunt's dad can't take his company tickets I try and swipe 'em, and now the inside hallway is fully air conditioned and heated for those warm/chilly Chicago nights. Left field bleachers are still the best seats in the house, mind you.

Well he has only gotten 2.667 R/G in his 10 starts this year and only 1.889 in the nine losses.

You're blaming the wrong gear, pal. In 2000, Durham's OBP was .361. As of today, Jimenez's is .400. Sorry, there are a lot of guys in this offense you can blame for its slow start, but not Jimenez. His job is to get on base and he's doing it way better than Ray was in 2000.

Von Joshua was the hitting coach in '00, right? That season is slowly dimming in my memory. Anyway, whoever was in charge in 2000, why not give him another shot? Seemed to work pretty well with the guys that we have.

Also note on Evans... Ricardo Rodriguez for Paul Shuey? :bang :bang

Dan Evans? The same idiot who traded Eric Karros and Mark Grudzielanek for Todd Hundley? LA is winning because Tracy somehow finds a way to win with that buffoon. How? I don't know. :puke It don't matter, anyways, any GM for this team will need to take JR's crap.

Well he just gave us a bomb.

I was thinking that he was gonna give Jeff Garcia a run for his money this season... Damn!

:puke Though his wife, I hear... But I won't go there.

I think they said that he was using superglue to close a bister on his finger. Doesn't Kerry Wood do that a lot?

My personal favorite is "f***ing dumbass piece of monkey s*** centerfield," but I don't think that's short enough.