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Humber would beat Hudson.

QUOTE (Stan Bahnsen @ Aug 28, 2011 -> 06:56 PM) Proven. Time to move on. Absolutely proven this year. It's ok that our 2 young guys struggled but adding another 0-8 to your existing 0-8 is impossible. I wish we had Kotsay this year; Oz mighta had a chance. In hindsight, none of this was Ozzie's fault which is good.

It is so painfully obvious to promote this man that there MUST be some good reason for not doing so. No way in hell a Captain Obvious idea like "promote Dayan because of his numbers, he's ready etc" is not pondered by the Sox' war room. There's definitely a very good reason. I just wish I knew what it was.

If we somehow could turn Dunn into Fielder I'd lick some sick lookin stuff.

QUOTE (Dick Allen @ Jul 27, 2011 -> 07:41 PM) The Sox have Frasor/Crain in the pen. Cowley is pissed. Last night he said no way the rumor was true. He got scooped by a guy in his underwear in his mom's basement. This is hilarious. I get the humor of scoopin people now; haha gettin that ass scooped Cowley!

QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Jul 27, 2011 -> 08:46 PM) Wait, what did I miss? We need less Type-Sucks and more Type-Goods. A few more tweaks Kenny, just a few more. Don't give up. Winners.

Man I want 3B fixed up for good instead of this "butcher in the field and possible max offense" type of player. Let's just get somebody to man it Kenny, whatever it takes. World Series can be taken this week.

Addition by subtraction; don't let the door hit ya Mr Teahen...We all of a sudden have tons of pitching...so much pitching we don't know what to do with it. Ohman and Rios gotta go too IMO. Just for chemistry.

Who do we want from Toronto's system? And why would Toronto want EJax n Teanuts?

My boy's comin home? This is a lonnnnng time coming, but is this really the best EJax gets us?

QUOTE (JPN366 @ Jul 25, 2011 -> 10:47 PM) Silverio played 2B tonight. The team we trade him to should keep him there.

QUOTE (103 mph screwball @ Jul 25, 2011 -> 09:14 PM) Good! I think KW can retool and the underachieving Sox get BETTER! Now turn over the coaching staff. I'd have no problem with KW selling some farm for an impact bat to man 3B for a while. I think our farm is starting to get stacked.

So true^^. Sure seems easier to make up ground against these guys than the AL East Juggernips comin in after.

f*** Colby Rasmus. We should trade for someone good instead.

Agreed Blata, the impatience and disappointment with Mitchell makes me so sad. I feel like nobody's ever been hurt before on here...has anyone ever been young before either? Were you awesome at what you do for a living when you were young and first started? GMABFB.

f*** Colby Rasmus

I'm all for non-stop Bassnectar.

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Jul 11, 2011 -> 12:05 PM) Definitely someone I hope to never meet in real life. LOL. Well that's gay.

I like using the word gay. I use it all the time. This is gay, that's gay, you're gay. Since it's not natural to stick your weiner in a man's anus, it should be joked about...that's the price of being gay..the jokes. They don't have it THAT bad. I mean it's like anything else a person does that goes against the natural grain, ya get ridiculed. I'm just glad I don't have to make a fake apology like GB did every time I say it. Nobody likes having to fake apologize.

I suppose it's possible Ozzie is somehow not motivating these guys, but I really don't want to believe that at all. Pitching is good, D is pretty good, and the obvious suckfest on offense is killing us. Why is it Ozzie's fault that everyone sucks, that we can't blow a team out, that we have to scratch and claw our way to one-run victories? I hate watching every at-bat; I've never seen so many popups in my life. Why can't we hit line drives? What happened to doubles? Doubles are great but our guys are never lacing balls down the line oppo. Oh and it really sucks that our 14M, career 1-dimensional DH is now 0-dimensional. That one hurts bad.

^Yes, we just need a good pharmacist...or Mephistopheles

Can we just stop the Buehrle trade talk? Amazing things happen when he pitches and he's our boy. I want him to be our Wakefield. I want his name retired here. I want a statue. I want him here forever. That man has defied all the conventional pitching wisom. I want Quentin AND Tank to be our corners for years to come. They just pile up RBIs period. CF needs addressing if possible. I'm all for packaging players to acquire a real stud 3B...which makes me wonder who's out there to get. I still think we pulled the trigger one year too early on 1b/dh. I think both Fielder and Pujols would have at least seriously entertained the idea of coming to the cell.

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Jul 8, 2011 -> 03:16 PM) Yes, he filled the role of garbage sacrificial lamb whenever we were getting blown out or needed an emergency start. Haha, well said. For some reason I'm always hesitant to give up on 95mph but then part of me thinks the minor leagues are just filled with 95mph now. I'll miss that ug-mug for...maybe another hour or so.

Where do you get the early line-ups? That's always so cool to see and it makes me wonder if there is some White Sox site I am unaware of.

Thanks for that studly performance last year!