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Dude asked every MLB team for free stuff. Sox were 1 of 8 that responded.

The bong line might be the funniest fucking thing I've read about the Sox since Getz took the reins

Brooks Boyer, hire this man.

We are many disgraceful things, but at least the Sox were never named the Chicago Orphans. Dumbest name in sports history.

All these dude's flat-out competing and they're still adding on March 22

Discuss

Nah man, these guys want to play on the FASTs train so elite starting pitchers will bang down the door to play for Getz & Co.

The man began the Royals gaslighting last year

Wasn't able to watch, but my parents were there and said Deivi Garcia looked great at the end. Looking like a great pickup by Getz!

Conspiracy time. MHJ liked this tweet: but...really, he doesn't like that many. Here's recent highlights. So do the opposite of what MHJ says and read into it.

Maldonado is the FASTs-est man alive

IDK about Cora, but Bochy was right there. And they had the hiring graphic for Hinch. So nauseating.

Yeah, it's Yardbarker but: Pedro worst manager in baseball, A.J. "we want Tony instead" Hinch is #4

@chitownsportsfan, look at the disrespect towards Gene Watson

This is honestly what I think is going on

LEGEND

But remember, Getz held strong. Master at negotiating.

Since they're playing the Reds, remember this?

I can't decide if it looks worse.

Sir, it's FASTs. I know Grifol doesn't understand that he could have just done "Technical" or "Tactical" instead of "Technically sound," so it is our duty to give it proper respect.

That's the Royal way baby

You're right he earned the roster spot

Justice for Korey

Maldonado's batting average: .059

Prepare for the world where Touki is somehow our all-star rep