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Darken my soul cause it's funny

The crowd just got really amped for a hard hit line drive to shallow left by AV that got caught. Send my man to Charlotte to get his groove back holy s%*#.

Twice!

Also this means that DeJong is officially our best power hitter.

DE BONG HIT

He's probably thinking about the fact that Fletcher could have probably caught the ball if he didn't trip a second time.

Jinx!

That run should be counted against Fletcher's ERA.

Cancel the post game show because Dominic Fletcher cannot play defense holy s%*#.

It's like when Abreu was pressing, but multiply by a thousand.

Vaughn (not a pitcher, but damn, look at this) Stiever Brent Honeywell - Yes, he had an injury, but still, look at this glowing report Daniel Lynch IV Nothing about Drew Thorpe says "immune from busting," because no baseball player is immune from busting.

With his current career trajectory, he'll almost certainly make the majors. But also, no. All you have to do is look at the recent White Sox rosters to see that no prospect - even "safe" ones - is immune from busting.

Fixed it for you

Thorpe's floor is "not a major leaguer." That's everyone's floor.

Vaunted prospect with back injuries, powerful lefty, strikes out looking. Looks like Yoan Moncada is back baby.

Get rid of DeJong and give us Mendick you cowards.

Imagine making your major league debut knowing that you have to give up 0 runs.

COME ON AND PHAM NO ONE'S IN THE STANDS

It was top heavy, but it was also 10 guys in the top-100 Times were wild.

I'm not the one throwing out "darkening the soul," but here we go: If you want Andrew Vaughn to hit a home run, that's going to negatively affect a pitcher's possible career. Maybe it extends an inning to the point where they narrowly miss out on an All-Star game, and thus financial bonuses. If you want Crochet to strike out a rookie making his major league debut, maybe that rookie gets stuck in his head and gets sent back down. If you root for the Sox to win the division, you're hoping for the other four AL Central teams to do poorly, putting the careers of their front offices and coaching staffs at risk.

ReyLo wasn't good enough to start for us and Chavez (1.08 ERA) wasn't good enough to make the team. Some orgs are just better than others.

You literally cannot cheer for a sports team without hoping something bad happens to someone.

I need him to cool off just a little bit