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Yeah, I'm really confused how this is "bittersweet memories." This is like me trying to lose weight and then relaying to a friend how I ate a slice of cake yesterday.

I want to see Elko challenge Vaughn, but Elko's got a really high BABIP and strikes out 10% more. I think Yoan has scarred me for life on high BABIP, high strikeout guys.

Honestly, I can see Hahn landing a job as a contract negotiator if he's willing to take it. He had that one skill. I can't see KW taking anything but a GM role.

Sox medical staff now that KW/Hahn are gone: "Ok guys, we're actually allowed to institute a stretching regimen."

Grifol isn't here for that nonsense.

Yup

That means it's time to hire someone from the Dodgers.

Pick to Click!

I'm hoping a new pitching coach can do something with guys like Touki, Patino and Honeywell.

@CentralChamps21 I'm sorry you must bear this burden

Colorado operator is the GOAT And I know this is just ruining the joke of Getz retiring himself, but sure, retire Crede and Contreras

Getz could retire #17, make Beckham the permanent play by play operator and put Jay Cuda in charge of the scoreboard if it means no Dayton Moore.

But also, man, the MLS needs to capitalize so hard and try to attract more talent. It's a long, long way from ever tussling with the European leagues, but all it takes is for MLS to reinvest the profits and Messi to tell other stars "yeah this is fun as s%*#."

Saw that and felt some regret, but my best friend (who I had bought the tickets to go with) bailed because he assumed I had sold them weeks ago and made plans. My wife was gonna go so it didn't go to waste, but she's got minimal interest. In the end, it's not the worst thing.

I had tickets for tonight's game against the Red Bulls that I bought right before he signed. Sold them the moment Tata said he'd sit Messi. Thank god.

Time for Moncada to start playing for that next contract!

My dad kept telling me Sosa sucks and doesn't deserve playing time. Time for me to gloat.

Chicago comes in at #28 https://www.cbsnews.com/pictures/murder-map-deadliest-u-s-cities/ Edit: Worth noting this article is from 2022 and uses FBI stats pre-pandemic (the earliest available at the time of publication). But the narrative existed long before then.

If we're being honest, a 2023 White Sox documentary would be a more interesting watch than the 2005 DVD.

Man, I wish they had traded him.

Venom doesn't like Andy the Clown. Venom is Reinsdorf confirmed.

Bill Veeck hurt the game by introducing the exploding scoreboard and pinwheels. It encourages showboating. They're should be polite golf claps after home runs. He also fucked up by putting names on jerseys. VEECK WRECKED BASEBALL.

Also, Nancy Faust ruined baseball by introducing rock and pop music to the sport.

If they disagree with a call, they should button their shirt, roll down their socks, go up to the ump, give him a firm handshake, hand him a resume with their stats and say "Mr. Umpire, I disagree with your call."

And other teams do win while wearing chains and accessories. Or do the Braves and Dodgers just not exist in your little world? And several NBA teams have won with headbands. In fact, basically all of them.