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God damn, Seby can't buy a hit.

Is it that fabled if Robert had the same thing happen to him like a week ago?

If anyone missed the clip.

I think he threw out Gavin Sheets for his own safety. I've always seen Gavin as a big teddy bear type like Jose or Thome, but lord, he was heated.

Haseley is in right. Different vibe.

Yoan's defense sparks joy.

I remember in the minors he had so little game power for so long. But then he started hitting dongs.

All right...my best guess is... Cease, Kopech, Schlotens, Mena, Burke THE WINDOW

2005 Astros. 2018 Dodgers. 2019 Nationals. If only we were an NL team.

https://www.statmuse.com/mlb/ask/shane-bieber-vs.-the-white-sox He's pretty much owned them outside of one bad start last year. Also, statmuse if fucking awesome.

Apparently, Pedro has been working with Luis on working counts and taking pitches.

He famously hit a home run over the Durham Bull - which meant he didn't get a steak, because you only get one if you hit it.

Well, while grabbing drinks with my friend that's a Spurs fan, he said he's excited cause he doesn't have to obsess over mock drafts like he usually does. I told him I'm the same way, but for very different reasons.

A reminder that @kwillis starting today's game thread. Anyone else does it and they have to write a 10-page single-spaced paper on why they love Rick Hahn.

How to jog around the bases with this one easy trick.

Ball went far.

DFA. Don't trade. Don't bench. Don't give benefit of the doubt. D. F. A. F. A.

I for one am enjoying the return of Birmingham Robert.

Mildly spicy.

Do they check for sticky stuff in the Australian League?

I'm happy to see Garrett Crochet back.

I mean, Cease is having a rough start this season, but did you not watch him last year? Katz should definitely be on the hot seat, but like, Gio, Rodon and Cease all had great turnarounds under him

I think it might be disrespectful to dig up Nellie's grave, personally.

Celebrate Cali for good vibes.

Take Yoan Moncada from 3rd, where he's very, very good and move him to second, where he's bad. Play Jake Burger at 3rd, where he's bad and Hanser Alberto is used as a defensive replacement. ??? Profit. I think I'd almost rather teach Burger to play second. Or we teach Jake Burger to play catcher.