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Liam Hendriks to San Diego Preller's Cocaine Stash to Chicago

You must be a verified Twitter Blue subscriber to enter Doge Coin Arena at Tesla Stadium After every home run, instead of fireworks, the new centerfield scoreboard (which has replaced the pinwheels with glowing Tesla logos) just plays audio clips of "420!!!" and "nice"

Frank wasn't on steroids, but... 1) Frank was a freak of nature and the franchise GOAT. 2) The back half of his career he averaged 99 games, which is when his body caught up with him. Imagine what he and Griffey could have done compared to known roiders, who were able to soldier on. Re: 50s, 60s, 70s... Guys throw harder, run faster, jump higher, etc., there's just more strain on the human body. Adam Engel would have been a fucking god and led the Go-Go Sox to a World Series. Giolito would destroy that era. Lopez pumping 100 mph fastballs? Forget about it. *This is assuming you can just teleport them directly into the past. Remember how rare it was to see a 100 MPH pitch? Now every team has several guys.

Yes, that was the point of steroids. Edit before anyone gets in a tizzy: Obviously not everyone was on them.

If you look closely, this is the pitching staff ERA

It's actually pretty simple

Today I learned that Dylan Covey is currently in the Dodgers org.

Despite a not great outing (2.2 IP, 3 ER), Mena still struck out 4.

Stoney with the not so subtle shot at Hawk.

In my brain, I knew that Moncada was gonna make that throw, because he always makes it look easy. Then I remembered it was Hanser.

I miss fun Lance

Love that you've already put Diekman here.

Sir, this is baseball

My dad, who has unironically said "at least Jake Burger is usually healthy," would still find a way to complain about the World Baseball Classic and say that "Moncada doesn't care about baseball."

If any post was written by ChatGPT, here it is.

No? Disagreeing with the hot take that is the SoxMachine article doesn't necessitate leaping head first into conspiracy. It's just a wack take that thinks Erik Gonzalez is depth.

While the article is certainly a hot take, the hot takes in this thread are borderline volcanic. I doubt SoxMachine of all places is getting paid under the table by Rick Hahn to write fluff pieces. And ChatGPT obviously didn't write that.

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Luis Robert is legally not allowed to draw a walk.

Ultimate jinx post, but fortunately we got a run.

My man, how did you not list Samardzija?

If they sweep the series, they're 7 games from .500. Which is remarkable in several ways.

Really excited to see TBD take the bump.

It's okay man, we're used to seeing Yonder and LaRoche whiff hard.