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Ah, fair. My apologies.

Caulfield, holy shit that was not the point of me quoting a month old tweet.

Well then do I have great news for you:

I mean, you could have said this about Bruce Levine when the Sox were on 670.

Great counter argument.

Mama mia

He's joining Wage Boggs and Eloy in the sky.

And how many of us wanted Starling Marte at last year's deadline? And we all love Hector Santiago.

This got put in the Offseason Mania thread, but THE CHASE CONTINUES

You jinxed me, god damnit.

For people who need a translation:

Fathom is the kiss of death for Twitter legitimacy for me.

This account, FWIW:

I have this image ingrained in my memory.

I think some of y'all are at the point where you think KW and Hahn should be fired and the Sox should just blow up the current team and have a fire sale of absolutely everyone. Except Moncada and Eloy, they should just be cut because their flaws are so glaring that no one would trade anything for them.

Why do you have to be such a troll?

I mean, after their season...they just missed Suzuki, have two albatrosses that they'll need to attach prospects to unload, and their franchise star broke his wrist (on top of a chronic shoulder injury) riding motorcycles and he doesn't seem to take it seriously. They make Soxtalk look like the Rick Hahn Fan Club.

"I can afford so much more takeout!"

Blue Jays FO right now:

Sox are signing Chipper Jones, smh.

Adolfo has the power to hit some bombs there. The average, well, different story.

With Conforto still on the market, yes. If he signs with another team, that's when I join the sad brigade or just start mainlining the Cespedes kool-aid, which just sounds like sad brigade with a smile.

Padres fans on reddit are straight up not having a good time right now.

At this point I don't know if I want them to sign Conforto more because it's the right thing to do (it is) or because I just want joy on SoxTalk again. That 5 minutes after the lockout ended slapped.