Quin

Give me a vintage Grandal bat drop right here.

ELROY JIMENEZ

Had to look it up on Twitter. Lordy that was a dumb fucking thing to say.

And the Astros are 0-2 in legitimate World Series.

Honestly, I think I'm most pissed off because La Russa was supposed to be some soothsayer that had this team prepped for October. That's not what's going on.

Need Yaz to smother that.

WTF happened there? Is their dirt glass?

Would love if Leury just fucking smoked one.

Ugh, need better swings Yoan.

The Church of Eloy* will rise for this game. *Madrigal's place in the Church of Eloy is replaced by Kimbrel.

Strikeout pls.

Yoan fucking Moncada.

Based on playoff history in Houston with AJ in attendance, Sox are fine.

JFC. If Tim runs into one, you're going to hear Amin and AJ possibly go into cardiac arrest from sheer happiness. Chill people.

Unrelated to Astros, I love that the Bulls PBP guy and the second/third best catcher in Sox history are referred to as "Fox guys" in here.

For fuck's sake.

Ruiz, from Padres.

Cesar, Vaughn, Billy, and Mendick on the bench makes me very happy. Let's do this.

Let's get some good luck charms in here:

Summoning post worked.

This is a Jose Abreu summoning post:

For the flip side, go look at what the Marlins got in their tear down: https://www.fishstripes.com/2019/7/8/20682936/marlins-rebuild-trades-update-christian-yelich-giancarlo-stanton-contract

As someone that didn't catch a lot of Romy in September, is his defense the likely reason for Mendick getting picked over him?

If we want Hendriks to come out to someone else's Metallica song, it should be Paulie's Harvester of Sorrow walk up music.