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How much cash do you need to eat for the Rockstar GM to throw in a prospect / what caliber?

I'll give them ReyLo, Yolbert, and Brooks Boyer's consultation on city connect jerseys.

The best part is we swept them in the World Series and they can literally never top that.

How this man and Bruce still get paid to cover baseball, I will never know. Like...Fegan would have never gotten a shot if The Athletic hadn't exploded, because places want to pay people like them.

Because Tim Beckham was AAA depth, not "build your future rotation around", which we love, love, love to scrutinize the fuck out of.

Judging by our patience with Dylan Cease, I'm sure this board would have been perfectly welcoming of Montas, especially after a steroid suspension.

lmao

I'll take a .953 OPS against LHP and .916 OPS against RHP from our two rookies.

That lineup (with Leury in for Cesar) has so much drip.

According to Reddit, there's an incredibly thin chance the 'Stros miss the playoffs. Astros lose out (4 games) Mariners win out (3 games) Boston wins out (4 games) WC #2 Yankees win out (4 games) WC #1 Mariners win (163 play-in game) AL West. In the chaosball scenario, the Sox are 3-3 against the Mariners and outscored them 32-29. They actually won the series in Seattle, Mariners won the series in Chicago. ROOT FOR CHAOS.

At this point, yes. If someone else needs to come out for defense, just shift Leury and put Cesar at second. Leury Legend lives to fight another day.

This is how Big Bastard plans to befuddle the Astros.

Fire Timmy up. Do it MLB.

That being said...I'd take Luis Robert becoming the greatest player of all time.

Luis Robert may finish the 2021 calendar year with 30 home runs.

If he stayed on the MLB roster, I'd have him way, WAY higher if not in the top spot.

Yermin Mercedes' Wild Ride ReyLo sucks in AAA, becomes resurgent in MLB when called Andrew Vaughn skips AA and AAA learns two new positions at an MLB level, also gets time at 2B and 3B Rodon goes fucking nuts The team loses Robert, Eloy, Grandal, and Madrigal for months and just keeps winning. Gavin Sheets completes his OF training (even if he mostly DHs) to provide lefty power. Jake Burger's return from baseball's elephant graveyard. Brian Goodwin becoming a major contributor. I could go on with all the weirdness, but that's my ranking.

GAVIN SHEETS AVENGED LEURY

CHALLENGE IT

These two are well known inflammatory idiots.

He and Wiggins are willing to sacrifice half their paychecks for this. If I were the Nets or Warriors, I'd be fielding calls for them. Although teams like the Bulls and Clippers (anywhere where similar mandates could get passed) should stay far, far away.

God imagine this post before he got called up.

It is indeed 5.32 with the Sox.

In your hypothetical scenario, maybe Abreu is an absolute Olympian God cause he doesn't have to deal with cold weather. Maybe it applies to Yoan and Yasmani as well. Who fucking knows. The roster was built for the AL, in Chicago. And the Padres, who lorded Tatis and Machado over the Sox, are on their way to below .500 after their rockstar GM gave up more WAR than he got back.