Quin

BUMMER

We have Billy Hamilton and Adam Engel on the bench...please TLR.

They finally fucking arrived. DON'T STOP NOW BOYS

Moon blast.

Luis Robert sent the correct message to Hallion, I see.

If the Astros actually had the gall to cheat again, I'm pretty sure the other 29 owners would contract the team.

THE CANE MAN IS THE GOOD LUCK CHARM

That was an aesthetically pleasing strikeout.

Neither does Leury hitting a centerfield nuke to take the lead. BUT HERE WE ARE.

ALEX RIOS TRADE PAYING DIVIDENDS

That was...unexpected.

FINALLY.

This inning is long over if that strike is called all inning.

To replace the ump?

Really, really not liking Hallion's zone.

All three outs were smoked to center and just hung. My god.

WE LOVE ELROY

Could use a Abreu bomb here.

Luis knew that pitch was shit.

ACE SHIT

I think everyone other than Tony knew that.

Holy shit this crowd.

Almost forgot my dog. She's ready to go.

I need to reiterate that TLR said he would alternate Hendriks and Kimbrel...then basically didn't do that. Who knows if Kimbrel doesn't blow chunks for the Sox if he closes a few games here or there, but we definitely know you can throw the crazy fucking Australian whenever and he gets shit done.

These TLR quotes are so much worse than anything he's done all season. It's exactly like Ricky, minus everything Ricky did right, but "Hall of Fame person" tinted.