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This team is a bunch of walking highlights. (Typing this right after Ayo's 4th quarter lob to Lonzo)

Booster shots y'all

Hahn can probably call Dombrowski about trading a "bearded closer" for a "disgruntled on social media shortstop" and prospects, but if they leave a paper trail or use names, the Bulls get fined a second round pick.

Again in 5 years.

I never knew about the end of his White Sox tenure, especially it being due to his feud with Santo (per his autobiography). Maybe without a layoff his numbers become indisputable.

Recognizing the Negro Leagues as major leagues is just about the only good thing Manfred has done.

Fucking finally.

Then the Lonzo dagger. I know we keep talking about the teams attitude, but DeMar, with the hot hand, could have kicked to Zach — a little less open, but the high scorer. Zo makes the three and the whole team goes wild. Including Zach. They just want to win and support one another.

I mean, Giolito is slightly taller and currently without a sport.

He has to be traded another team, released, and then sign with the Bulls. Either the Bulls tamper hilariously hard after just getting caught or they get extremely lucky.

Maybe for Cohen and Rogers, but the others should cut down on the expensive food and high-priced women if financial demands from a labor union are making the owners so concerned about their income.

Maybe the owners should just get into the real-estate and TV business — since they get so much revenue from it — and forget the players. For example, I'm sure the Steinbrenners would have amazing net worth without Yankees players. Think of how valuable the YES Network and Yankees Stadium are!

Innings catching up with him from a funky 2020 shortened season.

Man's killing his chances with tons of teams at this rate.

so...buy madrigal stonks?

Leury Garcia is the best friend of all mankind.

Leury Garcia may end up being one of the longest tenured White Sox ever and that alone is a hysterical thought to me.

I mean, you and I both know that's not the case, simply because you said there's no baseball until 2023. But also because Liam Hendriks is the reliever of the year and even after TLR said they'd sharing closing duties, they didn't.

lmao

AL is gonna be a bloodbath. C'mon guys. Do somethin'

What I've learned from this thread: The core actually sucks if you look at small sample sizes, but only the bad small sample sizes, not the good small sample sizes. However, we should not trade the core to the Oakland A's or they'll all become Marcus Semien and we'll want to sign them to big deals years from now. Except some of us won't, because small sample size says they only have two good seasons. Michael Kenneth Harrelson is a large man. It won't matter what happens with Madrigal's career or what comes back in a Kimbrel trade, we're going to hear about this until the end of time. This offseason will only be a success if the Sox sign Corey Seager as a 2-way player and trade Dallas Keuchel for Honus Wagner's great nephew.

This is a bad take.

Despite how heated it can get on this board at times, I love all you weirdos.