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They really like Sox outfielders named Luis.

I would like Frank Thomas to try and recreate all of James Earl Jones' roles now.

Who the hell thought a commercial built around Hawk being disappointed would be a good idea?

Condolences to Tony's family.

I'd give him a medium sized deal with sizable bonuses.

MLB heard La Russa say that and immediately scrambled the fighter jets.

Shows off a lot of versatility in this video. Love to see it. Also, he looks huge.

I'm assuming that in a scenario where Hamilton-Robert-Engel is your OF, Eloy is moved to DH and Vaughn is your odd man out.

...did you not notice them just trade for a $16M closer to the be the setup man to their $14M closer? "Spend the money" isn't a meme anymore.

Imagine going up against the Sox in late innings when the have this OF, the bullpen, and then having to face a lineup featuring Eloy (at DH), Abreu, Grandal, Robert, Hernandez, Moncada, and Anderson.

The only free agent that played this worse was Schroeder.

For real. Eloy alone has injected new life into the lineup. Now add Robert and Grandal.

But did you play catch and fight about long hair

Facing less White Sox pitching, clearly.

This is Master Splinter slander.

Compare Eloy (lots of power), Abreu (soul of the team), Robert (covers lots of space in the outfield), Anderson (trying to change the reality of baseball), Liam (has an insane mind), and Giolito (switches up pitch speeds like time) with the infinity stones.

Moncada had this last week. I love the respect they've got for Abreu.

That Sox Math winner reveal was the best moment in the history of Sox Math.

Boooooo

On one hand, you have gold glovers Hernandez and Robert making plays. On the other hand, you have ... Sano.

Robert showing off that speed.

I missed Eloy.

Here's hoping Jason has a quick recovery. I had a breakthrough case and went through a speedrun of mild symptoms before feeling fine one week later.

Highlights so far: Pat's 3 pointer is absolutely silly.