Quin

Need Yaz to smother that.

WTF happened there? Is their dirt glass?

Would love if Leury just fucking smoked one.

Ugh, need better swings Yoan.

The Church of Eloy* will rise for this game. *Madrigal's place in the Church of Eloy is replaced by Kimbrel.

Strikeout pls.

Yoan fucking Moncada.

Based on playoff history in Houston with AJ in attendance, Sox are fine.

JFC. If Tim runs into one, you're going to hear Amin and AJ possibly go into cardiac arrest from sheer happiness. Chill people.

Unrelated to Astros, I love that the Bulls PBP guy and the second/third best catcher in Sox history are referred to as "Fox guys" in here.

For fuck's sake.

Ruiz, from Padres.

Cesar, Vaughn, Billy, and Mendick on the bench makes me very happy. Let's do this.

Let's get some good luck charms in here:

Summoning post worked.

This is a Jose Abreu summoning post:

For the flip side, go look at what the Marlins got in their tear down: https://www.fishstripes.com/2019/7/8/20682936/marlins-rebuild-trades-update-christian-yelich-giancarlo-stanton-contract

As someone that didn't catch a lot of Romy in September, is his defense the likely reason for Mendick getting picked over him?

If we want Hendriks to come out to someone else's Metallica song, it should be Paulie's Harvester of Sorrow walk up music.

Official Game Thread: Get Hype Thread: Roster thread:

Also, once again:

INJECT THIS STRAIGHT INTO MY VEINS

The He's A Pirate intro will always be the GOAT to me.

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