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No.

We're all thinking about the wrong former Sox. Tadahito Iguchi is the way to go.

Ozzie then also told a massive Cuban population that Fidel Castro was the shit. That's not exactly...morally great.

I don't know what you hope to accomplish with this system. It would obliterate small market teams.

CURVEBALLS

Congrats on the new title.

If we enforced this, we'd have to ban @Chicago White Sox and leave him with nothing but hot chicken.

I want it to not be AJ Hinch so that all of this arguing will have been pointless.

This confirms Keuchel's mother as manager.

Gonna need a link there, chief.

Fleming still around

Assistant GM @Tony is ready to lead negotiations.

The funniest thing Cooper ever did was his 1 second appearance in that god awful hype video. 1:08 for anyone who has never seen it: https://deadspin.com/comcast-sportsnets-white-sox-intro-video-is-one-of-the-464898838

I mean, he kept Sale elite while still having an arm intact.

Forreal, mad props to Madrigal.

Sweet jesus. How fucked up was his shoulder all season?

At the risk of sounding a little like JP - I've always felt like Rick Hahn had a very rigid plan since he traded Chris Sale. We know he wanted to do a rebuild before then and was finally allowed to pull the trigger, now he's officially in "not fucking around mode."

Ozzie not a candidate Cooper gone My brother is going to be livid.

We should have this. The man developed some phenomenal pitchers for this team over the years and while "Coop'll fix 'em" became a meme, at one point it rang very true.

Jerry wants rings.

At this point I'm guessing Zaleski is pitching coach, Jirschele is bench coach

Half this board in shambles.

This is more shocking.

Curveballs shall be purged in the minors, cutters will be learned by all.